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Funny story: Mel Gibson Faces Bus Ban

Mel Gibson Faces Bus Ban

Mel Gibson has been cautioned in Australia after causing a disturbance on a bus. The troubled actor became agitated when there was only a window seat left available on the bus. Gibson, 54, refused to sit by the window as he was "afraid of Aborigi...

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Funny story: Jesse James and Mel Gibson Both Agree That They Would Like To Pop Prince Poppycock

Jesse James and Mel Gibson Both Agree That They Would Like To Pop Prince Poppycock

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Noted he-men Jesse "Dick With Feet" James and Mel "From Hell" Gibson were both asked what they thought about America's Got Talent opera singing transvestite Prince Poppycock. James said that he/she sure is pretty and one of the mo...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Says He Has The "Hots" For Mel Gibson's Ex-Future Wife Oksana Grigorieva

Robert Pattinson Says He Has The "Hots" For Mel Gibson's Ex-Future Wife Oksana Grigorieva

BOSTON - Robert Pattinson was on a promotion tour for his latest movie The Twilight Saga: Eclipse when he was asked about the rumor circulating about his having a big time crush on Oksana Grigorieva, the object of Mel Gibson's 120-plus decibel tirade...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson Thanks American Idol For Taking The Spotlight Off Of Him

Mel Gibson Thanks American Idol For Taking The Spotlight Off Of Him

TARZANA, California - Mel Gibson sat at an out of the way Jack-in-The-Box, in Tarzana seeking some much-needed relief from the constant horde of paparazzi that had been following him around lately. As he sat at a back table eating an Ultimate Chee...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson Exorcism Planned for Saturday, Tickets Sold Out

Mel Gibson Exorcism Planned for Saturday, Tickets Sold Out

In the first-ever public display of an exorcism, priests from Mel Gibson's own Church of the Holy Family will be exorcising Mel Gibson's demons in front of thousands of fans who paid the $57.85 ticket price to see it. The event, just announced this p...

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Funny story: Oksana Grigorieva Reveals A Dark Hidden Secret

Oksana Grigorieva Reveals A Dark Hidden Secret

LA BREA, California - Oksana Grigorieva, the ex-future wife of Mel "The Screamin' Aussie" Gibson told Barbara Walters that she has a dark hidden secret. Walters, sat in in Oksana's little, two-bedroom house trailer in La Brea's The Left Coast Suns...

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Funny story: New Gibson Movie to Show Jesus as Woman-Hater

New Gibson Movie to Show Jesus as Woman-Hater

A new Mel Gibson-directed film intends to depict Jesus Christ as a drunken, violent sexist with a propensity for using four-letter cuss words. Gibson says the movie will demonstrate that even Jesus had a few character flaws, and we all-myself in...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson Voted Religious Boyfriend Of The Year

Mel Gibson Voted Religious Boyfriend Of The Year

Dateline Malibu Mel Gibson showed the love he has in his heart by accepting Jesus Christ into his life. Some would lay low, not Mel. Oksana Grigorieva: Yes? Mel Gibson: Stay on this phone and don't hang up on me. I have plenty of energy to drive over there. You understand me? AND I WILL! SO JUST F------ LISTEN TO ME. LISTEN TO MY F------ RANTING. LISTEN TO WHAT YOU DO TO ME. OG: I didn...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson Enters Potty Mouth Rehab

Mel Gibson Enters Potty Mouth Rehab

Actor Mel Gibson was arrested at his home in Malibu this morning by sheriff deputies and taken to a rehab center that specializes in Potty Mouth rehab for adults. Gibson was heard screaming as the duties placed him in a patrol car. Bystanders say...

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Funny story: Mel Brooks Says That Mel Gibson Has Agreed To Star in His Comedy, "Mel Gibson Vs. The Chupacabra"

Mel Brooks Says That Mel Gibson Has Agreed To Star in His Comedy, "Mel Gibson Vs. The Chupacabra"

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Film producer, director, and writer Mel Brooks, who produced such great comedies as Young Frankenstein's Frankfurter, Robin Hood - Transvestites In Tights, Space Balls - Galaxy Dicks, Blazing Saddles, and the sequel Burning Hemorrho...

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Funny story: Oksana Grigorieva Says She Has Nude Photos of Mel Gibson and Britney Spears

Oksana Grigorieva Says She Has Nude Photos of Mel Gibson and Britney Spears

LA BREA, California - Mel Gibson's ex-girlfriend and ex-future wife Oksana Grigorieva was sitting on the front porch of her trailer house at The Left Coast Sunset Trailer Park, located two miles from the famed La Brea Tar Pits. She was speaking wi...

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Funny story: The Ku Klux Klan Turns Down Mel Gibson For Membership Saying He Is Way Too Unbalanced, Crazy, and One Hell of A Friggin Racist

The Ku Klux Klan Turns Down Mel Gibson For Membership Saying He Is Way Too Unbalanced, Crazy, and One Hell of A Friggin Racist

TUCSON, Arizona - The Grand Exalted Dragon Wizard of The Grand Imperial Order of The Knights of The Off-White Bougainvillea, Rayford "Whitey" Giddykoontz was asked if the Australian actor Mel Gibson had in fact recently applied for membership into th...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Says That Mel "The Crazy Aussie" Gibson Is His Personal Choice To Replace Him on American Idol

Simon Cowell Says That Mel "The Crazy Aussie" Gibson Is His Personal Choice To Replace Him on American Idol

LONDON - Simon Cowell speaking from his London home Simple Simon Mansion, has stated that he feels that the perfect choice to replace him on the singing reality show American Idol is none other than Australian born Mel Gibson. Cowell said that in...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson Offered Spot on Next Dancing with the Stars

Mel Gibson Offered Spot on Next Dancing with the Stars

Everyone knows that the reality television show Dancing with the Stars isn't about dancing anymore but more about the controversial celebrities the show can get for upcoming seasons. This next season is going to be a lollapalooza, they say. Although...

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Funny story: Baby Admits Hiring Assassin To Wipe Out Mel Gibson, Oksana!

Baby Admits Hiring Assassin To Wipe Out Mel Gibson, Oksana!

After the past two weeks of reports that Mel Gibson had hit his girlfriend and the mother of his baby, Oksana Grigorievia, it seems that the police not only have been given more recordings of Mel's drunken racist rages, they are also looking into cha...

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Funny story: Priest Offers Mel Gibson's Confessional on eBay

Priest Offers Mel Gibson's Confessional on eBay

Father Thomas McBlarney, a priest at Mel Gibson's personal Catholic Church in Malibu, The Church of the Broken Family, is trying to sell the confessional Gibson frequents at the church on eBay for an undisclosed sum of money. Taking his cue from a...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson's misunderstood rantings

Mel Gibson's misunderstood rantings

The recent rantings of Mel Gibson so widely reported in all media news has been totaly misunderstood, says his agent Lenard Roman. The F word in Mel's terminology mean't "freakin". The C word mean't "cunning". The W word mean't "Woman". The N word mean't "Northener's". Gibson responded to this reporters questions when asked to explain the various words attributed but misunderstood to his ran...

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