Mel Gibson's misunderstood rantings

Funny story written by janella

Wednesday, 21 July 2010

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Mel Gibson's EX does not believe a word he says

The recent rantings of Mel Gibson so widely reported in all media news has been totaly misunderstood, says his agent Lenard Roman. The F word in Mel's terminology mean't "freakin". The C word mean't "cunning". The W word mean't "Woman". The N word mean't "Northener's".

Gibson responded to this reporters questions when asked to explain the various words attributed but misunderstood to his rantings.

Gibon said, "It just makes a man freakin mad when some cunning woman trys to take advantage of you by making up stories that even a Northenerwould find offensive."

Gibson also said he would be "more than happy to explain the meaning of any other words that his ex "cunning" girl friend tried to claim he said".

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