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Funny story: Paranormal activity sees Madonna ditch her Ghostbusters Building apartment

Paranormal activity sees Madonna ditch her Ghostbusters Building apartment

New York - "The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man stole hundreds of pairs of her Agent Provocateur undies," is how one Central Park West realtor put it as Madonna's stunning $23.5million duplex came onto the market, "no wonder she had to have her, er, vajazz...

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Funny story: Madonna and Rihanna Doing Some Trash Talking

Madonna and Rihanna Doing Some Trash Talking

BROOKLYN - The singer known as Madonna appears to be at it once again. The woman who enjoys getting into feuds about as much as Wynonna Judd enjoys getting into a box of Girl Scout Cookies has just hurled an insult at Rihanna. Madonna remarked...

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Funny story: Madonna Encouraging Teenage Fans to Vote

Madonna Encouraging Teenage Fans to Vote

Veteran pop star Madonna who drew boos and triggered a walkout by several concertgoers after she touted President Barack Obama on her "MDNA Tour" in New Orleans, encouraging fans to vote for him has now asked all her teenage fans over the age of 18 t...

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Funny story: Paul Ryan: Madonna Talks Too Much!

Paul Ryan: Madonna Talks Too Much!

YPSILANTI, Michigan - Paul Ryan's Widow's Peak Vice-Presidential Campaign Bus Tour pulled into Ypsilanti and the second that Ryan got off the bus he immediately went into a song and dance speech regarding the singer known as Madonna. Political Sal...

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Funny story: The Madonna - Russell Crowe Feud Gets Ugly

The Madonna - Russell Crowe Feud Gets Ugly

NEW YORK CITY - There is no one in the World of Celebrities who loves to get into angry arguments, bitter clashes, venom-spewing squabbles, and antagonistic altercations more than Madonna. For some strange reason known only to her, the 54-year-old...

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Funny story: Madonna To Star In New Reality Show "Madonna's Feuds"

Madonna To Star In New Reality Show "Madonna's Feuds"

NEW YORK CITY - Word out of the Big Apple or La Manzana Grande as J.Lo calls it, is that Madonna has just signed to appear in her very own reality show. The show will be televised on The Epitome Television Network and is called Madonna's Feuds.

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Funny story: Cher and Madonna's Amazing Concert Tour

Cher and Madonna's Amazing Concert Tour

LOS ANGELES - Plans have just been finalized for the much anticipated concert tour featuring famous one name singing icons Cher, 66, and Madonna, 53. Relic Productions in association with Simon Cowell's Black T-Shirt Production Company have just a...

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Funny story: Little Divot Pub To Host World's First Silent Karaoke

Little Divot Pub To Host World's First Silent Karaoke

The Bingowing Tavern in the sleepy village of Little Divot is about to embark on a ground breaking new idea that is sure to become the world's next biggest craze. The idea for a silent karaoke was dreamed up by the Bingowing's lardy landlord, Stev...

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Funny story: Madonna: 'It's ironic the President is a Black Muslim'

Madonna: 'It's ironic the President is a Black Muslim'

WASHINGTON DC (ABSNN) - Aging (badly) pop singer Madonna endorsed President Barack Obama for a second term in the Whitehouse during a concert on Monday. She said "it was cool (having) a Black Muslim as President." She said that "there is hope f...

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Funny story: Madonna Wants To Adopt Snooki's Baby

Madonna Wants To Adopt Snooki's Baby

NEW YORK CITY - Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, star of The Jersey Shore just gave birth to a 6-pound-5-ounce baby boy who she named Lorenzo Domino Pizza LaValle. Snooki said that little Domino, as she plans to call him, shot right out of her like a gaze...

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Funny story: Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 21st August 2012

Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 21st August 2012

Why didn't John Cleese invite his friends to his fourth marriage? asked the Daily Mail. Probably because weddings, marriages and divorces cost money, and Cleese is still paying for his third divorce. We can see through you! Actress Michelle Ryan shows off her sheer nerve in daring skirt on Daybreak Reminds me, I must wake up earlier. Thank God for ITVplayer and the Daily Mail website. High...

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Funny story: Elton John Says He Hates Madonna

Elton John Says He Hates Madonna

LONDON - Elton John did not take too kindly to Madonna insinuating that Lady Gaga had gotten the idea for her song "Born This Way" from Madonna's song "Express Yourself." The 65-year-old British singer/songwriter recently performed at Liverpool's...

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Funny story: Ageing Madonna booed off of stage in Paris because she could only manage 45 minutes!

Ageing Madonna booed off of stage in Paris because she could only manage 45 minutes!

Angry Madonna fans in Paris threw plastic bottles and booed after she "done a runner" after only 45 minutes. In fact she didn't even sing a word because the show was done in play-back. In the press conference after the show Madonna admitted the fo...

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Funny story: Madonna Demands That Lady Gaga Pay Her Royalties

Madonna Demands That Lady Gaga Pay Her Royalties

NEW YORK CITY - Attorney's for Madonna have filed a motion in New York City's 13th District Court regarding what they are alleging to be copyright infringement. The writ which was filed in Judge Payman "Skipper" Alderbeer's court stipulates that t...

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Funny story: Madonna Asked To Leave England Immediately!

Madonna Asked To Leave England Immediately!

LONDON - Madonna who will turn 54, on August 16, performed before a far from sell-out audience in Hyde Park. The "Material Girl" who is now known as the "Material Grandma" received a less than enthusiastic reception and was booed constantly during...

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Funny story: Britney Spears wants to compete at the London Olympics

Britney Spears wants to compete at the London Olympics

Fears were growing again for Britney Spears health last night as she told fans she would be purchasing a 'duplex' in East London and competing at the London 2012 Olympics. Speaking to a fan on myface she said she loves the east end, after filming...

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Funny story: Madonna "Twin" Asked To Leave Concert

Madonna "Twin" Asked To Leave Concert

In an incident strikingly similar to the reported story of a Nashville fan who was thrown out of a Kenny Chesney concert for looking too much like the country star, a Madonna fan has been thrown out of a concert for looking too much like her. Fre...

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