OUR WEEKLY SELECTION FROM THE FORUMS AT allwight.web allwight.com-forums>visiting>our towns>what our towns have to offer NO POSTS IN THIS DISCUSSION please register to post on the forums allwight.web-forums>living>looking for island people BERNARDO posted 5 Oct 2010: I have no human to seke but I did see a lovely little marmalade cat last, Eastre at my gait. When I w...
Isle of Wight Councillor David Pugh has come under fire for renaming the Isle of Wight Spring Festival the "Isle of Wight Mardi Gras". This carnival and tourist attraction is to be held on the ninth of April and this has angered local pedants. "Th...
The budget cuts sweeping the UK are not leaving the Isle of Wight out, with the Island council asked to trim their budget by twenty percent, or nearly five hundred pounds. One of the more tragic cuts is the enforced early retirement of Frank Excha...
Residents of Newby, Isle of Wight are NOT going to be watching the Royal Wedding on t.v. When asked "Why not?", Mrs. Irma Hoar, of Cheating Crescent, Newby, answered, "Well, for crying out loud, the world didn't 'stand still' when me and our lad got married 32 years back. It's only a bloody wedding for Christ sake. Folk get married every bloody day. What difference will THIS wedding make...
Following a debate that ran into the early hours of this morning, the Isle of Wight Council has narrowly voted in favour of granting all residents of the Island diplomatic immunity. The surprise move comes after a recent report by the Association of...
Ryde niche boutique Snoods Galore! has gone from strength to strength since opening last Summer, writes Fashion, War, Dominoes, Pargeting, Philately, Music, Medicine, Agriculture and Medieval Torture Correspondent, Len D'Meaneer. Island entreprene...
Newby mayor, Arthur Askme (yes he is STILL in office - he's barricaded himself into his office after hearing news that the villagers want to replace him), Isle of Wight, has invited three of the most devoted Spoof writers to speak to the youth of the...
The villagers of Newby, Isle of Wight, are disgusted by the recent news from the mainland that people appear to be boycotting socks. In Newby, the only time socks are removed is when taking a bath or a shower. Also when they need washing themselv...
Villagers of Newby, Isle of Wight, have decided, en masse, to boycott all t.v. and radio news broadcasts. When asked why, Mayor Arthur Askme (yes - he's is STILL mayor) said, "We residents of Newby, Isle of Wight, are so depressed over everythi...
Residents of Ryde are up in arms over the location of Ryde Pier Head rail station according to Google Maps and SatNavs. "If you look on Google Maps or on your SatNav," said Ryde council woman, Hillary Dale, "you can plainly see the station is in t...
The snow plough that was being taken from Newport to Ryde over the weekend fortunately saw no casualties during its eight hour rampage down the A3054. Witnesses doing a spot of late night shopping at Tesco say that they saw the fifteen ton bright...
Former glamour girl Jordan, aka, Katie Price is to relocate to the Isle of Wight. Jordan is fond of theme park Blackgang Chine where she takes her three children for a treat during the school holidays. It is rumoured that Jordan is looking for a...
Squatters belonging to The Really Free School Collective have been evicted from the $12 million home owned by Guy Ritchie in London, England. Apparently, they took the house over as it had been empty for quite a while and, in their eyes, is a wast...
After many years of uncertainty it has now been established that the Isle of Wight is, in fact, the Isles of Wight. Intrepid sailors braving gales off Cows (named after some strange hopping animals seen in the vicinity), were blasted up a river an...
Authorities in Cowes, Ryde and Newport have alerted security services to be ready for of an outbreak of Middle East-style demonstrations. They fear that recent outbreaks of people power in Tunisia, Egypt and elsewhere may soon be repeated on the i...
David Beckham was spotted yesterday on the Isle of Wight. He was seen in Newby village and when approached by two female fans, Bridgette Snodgrass (58) and Millicent Bedlington (59), he admitted he was actually looking for real estate to buy on the...
Good news for Newby villagers. The missing show shovel has been found. It was originally feared that the Danby Five had shovellednapped it but after 3 days, when no ransom note had been received, villagers realized that their initial suspspicio...
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