President Obama today explained why, over the bitter objections of Senator John McCain (R-AZ), he wanted to ally the U.S. with Iran. "The U.S. instigated a Sunni-Shiite war when George W. Bush invaded Iraq. The U.S. backs the Iraq government of t...
Washington - Iran's Ayatollahs are offering to pour oil on troubled waters by sending a 100,000-strong pisskeeping farce to neighboring Iraq. A lot of Russian-sourced hardware like ground-to-air missal launchers and photon torpedoes are also thoug...
Just as Pope Francis landed on Iranian soil as part of his Middle East Tour, Iran has scrapped its birth control program, He was greeted at the tarmac by Anatollah Ali Khamenei, Supreme Leader, whom the Pontiff immediately congratulated on closin...
Kevin Bacon made an overnight trip to Iran at his own expense to speak with President Hassan Rohani regarding the 'Happy Dancers' crisis. We caught up with Kevin at LAX just before his flight departed, he was in high spirits apart from the fact t...
Azerbaijan - The tarmac outside Baku International Airport arrivals lounge looks like a bomb site this weekend following a spat between the Russian mobster's private jet and a 'high tech' hunter-killer drone operated by the Iranian Revolutionary Guar...
TEHRAN - Richard Nelson Frye, a renowned American scholar of Iran who died last month in Boston at 94, wanted to be buried at a spot in this country where songbirds sing and dry desert breezes cool the slow afternoons. Mr. Frye, a Harvard professo...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States CIA has just learned from a source within Al-Qaeda that the terrorist group has just purchased a 27-year-old destroyer. The information was texted to a CIA receptionist and was traced back to a Fasheen Kazdeli...
London, UK - A secret sleeper cell of suspected Iranians was found in the Queen's bedchamber today as police launched a new hunt for Lockerbie clues stuffed inside the royal knickers circa 1987. First up was a moody Ayatollah Rough Son Johnny, chi...
United Nations, NYC, NY (STT News) - In North Korea, Harmonic, Joyful and Heavenly Leader of All Living Things, Kim Jong-Un, announced that his nation can no longer stand by and allow Israel to threaten its borders from afar. As a signal of warning t...
SIDERNO, Italy - Italy's El Vino News Agency is reporting that the townspeople of the coastal city of Siderno are not a happy group of folks these days. It seems that ever since an Iranian warship showed up off the coast a few days ago there has b...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has sent a very strongly worded message to the Iranian government. The president informed Iranian President Hassan Rouhani that he will not play games with Iran and he had better call back his boats or else they...
Phil Robertson, star of the reality TV show Duck Dynasty, said today that the whole Robertson clan will move to the nation of Iran. "We just think we'll be more comfortable there" he said. "They're not right-wing fundamentalist Christians like us,...
A consort of 27 Democratic and Republican senators has recently lined up to support AIPAC with a bill to raise new sanctions on Iran. This action is meant to arrest the Obama-Kerry agreement with Iran on a peaceful nuclear power program as a step...
Iran's attempt to become the Las Vegas of the east is not impressive, said Charles Dickens's David Copperfield this morning. "The 150 trillion Iranian Rial "different monkey illusion" is, to be brutally honest fucking boring, said Paul Dalziel and De...
Iran is testing out liquid fuelled rockets using stolen Gibraltar monkeys it is claimed. "The monkeys are being smuggled out in large cigarette boxes" said the military commander of Gibraltar. "Our monkeys are very clever and could easily be trai...
Intelligence sources have just revealed an upcoming meeting of Prime Minister Netanyahu of Israel and President Rouhani of Iran at an undisclosed location somewhere in the deserts of the middle east. This top secret meeting will also be attended b...
New York - Despite his immense confidence that they'll never take him 'dead or alive' Tony B Liar's Faith Foundation was rocked to the core today as Interpol began a systematic trawl of all his known bullshitting outlets. Top of the list are outre...
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!
We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.
