Footloose in Tehran with Kevin Bacon

Funny story written by Kid Kinobe

Friday, 23 May 2014

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Kevin Bacon made an overnight trip to Iran at his own expense to speak with President Hassan Rohani regarding the 'Happy Dancers' crisis.

We caught up with Kevin at LAX just before his flight departed, he was in high spirits apart from the fact that he was just charged an extra $278 for excess luggage which we later learned were videos of his movie 'Footloose'

He said he brought video cassettes because he read on the internet that Iran was a backward country without DVD or Bluray players.

He intended on setting up a stall in Tehran to sell the videos at a knock down price of $1.99 while waiting for his meeting for the president which was scheduled for later in the evening.

He departed the lounge of LAX with some nifty moves and the words, 'Nobody puts baby in the corner'

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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