It is with great sadness that I can confirm Katie Price has left the jungle. The bongo bosomed broad finally had enough of the trials set for her by the voting public. Will she finally now understand that people don't like her very much? Will s...
Local man, Damian Hogan this evening awoke from a nap, only to be confronted by a big chunky blonde woman choking on kangaroo testicles in the jungle. "WTF?!" Hogan shreiked, before realising that he was watching 'I'm A Celebrity - Get Me Out Of H...
A Brit reality TV show was today slated by critics as just a continual version of the same old crap, recycled over and over again. Katie Price, aka Jordan, glamour model and celebrity slapper has provided a smidgin of interest, but apart from her,...
Britain's least favourite vapid waste of skin and atrocious role model Katie Price aka Jordan , could be on the verge of quitting I am a fading Celebrity "and I'm trying to rescue the last vestiges of my career in one desperate attempt at debasement,...
Katie Price, aka former glamour model Jordan reacted badly when she was shown recorded footage of herself in 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here', the crap reality TV show presented by Ant and Dec. Katie, aka Jordan was horrified by TV images whic...
Blimp chested media seeking missile Katie Price today caused havoc at the I'm A Non Celebrity base camp. Ms Price was reportedly embroiled in a heated argument with production officials in a bid to garner yet more money for her already over paid a...
As a leading style pundit, fashion consultant and one of the world's foremost experts on the female body, Gok Wan reckons he's seen everything. From civilian baps to Hollywood bazookas, he's handled them all. In fact, Gok says, he's felt up more wome...
The producers of, 'I'm a minor celebrity...give me exposure', must be rubbing their Armani clad thighs with glee today after 90's pop sensation Peter Andre agreed to go back in to the jungle. It's been reported that Peter has been paid a whopping...
Al Qaeda have claimed responsibilty for the presence of Katie Price in the new series of I'm A Non Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here. The mountainous fronted star of lad's mags the world over joined other non entities, in the trial based game show se...
COSTA RICA - Lou Diamond Phillips who portrayed 50's singing sensation Richie Valens in La Bamba was chosen 'King of The Jungle' in NBC's I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here! NBA great John Salley came in third and female wrestler Torrie Wilson ca...
COSTA RICA - Actor Stephen Baldwin willingly left the reality show "I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here." Baldwin told Patricia Blagojevich, wife of ex-Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich that he had counted his insect bites and that he had 9,836.
EastEnders star, Joe Swash, became the latest winner of I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here tonight, and to celebrate, kissed all of the male contestants, fuelling intense speculation that the chirpy actor might 'really fancy blokes'. Swash, who l...
Rap star, 50 Cent, has told music journalists in New York that he has already met with ex-Dollar singer and I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here contestant, David Van Day, with a view to relaunching the drab 1970s pop group Dollar. Cent, real name...
I'm A "Celebrity" loner David Van Day has revealed the true reason behind his weird personality... his true identity is the one and only former Prime Minister of England and Wales Tony Blair! Yes, the character, who thrilled the British public eve...
This year's reality series of 'I'm a Celebrity, Get Me out of Here!', has been fraught with bickering and in-fighting. There have been suspicions that the phone-lines have been tampered with, and any callers who voted for Robert Kilroy-Silk MEP to st...
Grigori Efimovich Rasputin one of the most enigmatic men in modern history is to join the cast of I'm A Celebrity or the next Celeb Big Brother. Producers are scrambling to bring the misunderstood holy man with strange powers, onto their shitty p...
I'm a Celeb Get Me Out Of Here contestant and all round useless bitch Nicola 'Placcy-Baps' McLean (who we'd never even heard of prior to this because we don't read the Daily Liar) complained that her boobs were cold during a jungle trial, forcing the...
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