Written by Skoob1999

Friday, 20 November 2009

image for Katie Price Contemplates Leg Implants.
Some Legs. Similar To The Ones Katie Craves.

Katie Price, aka former glamour model Jordan reacted badly when she was shown recorded footage of herself in 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here', the crap reality TV show presented by Ant and Dec.

Katie, aka Jordan was horrified by TV images which emphasised the skinniness of her legs.

As she watched the footage of her Bushtucker Trials, Jordan sucked in breath and appeared to get really upset because her legs were so skinny.

"You can see me jugs alright, but that's all you can see!" she exclaimed. "It looks like I don't have legs. Or an arse. I don't believe this! I look like a fricking freak!"

Disturbed to see the uber breasted sex symbol in such a state of disturbance, one of our researchers offered a cuddle of condolence.

Only to suffer friction burns from plastic melons.

Katie announced later that she intended to travel to Harley Street and have 1.5 metric tonnes of collagen injected into her legs and arse.

In order to give her legs.

And an arse.

Peter Andre told us that he doesn't really give a fuck. He won't have Katie Price back at any price.

Even with legs and an arse.

More as we get it.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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