With the threat of "suspension" behind them and more free publicity than they know what to with following Phil Robertson's controversial interview with GQ magazine, the Duck Dynasty family is cashing in by launching a brand new line of firearms. C...
MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota - Vikings special teams coordinator Mike Priefer says that he does not like to see guys skipping or prancing around but he wants it known that he is not homophobic. Priefer was accused by ex-Vikings punter Chris Kluwe of cal...
The brilliant, talented waste of licence payers money, Graham Notton who rose to prominence by sounding like a raving "Queen type man" is not really going down well with viewers (Daily Mail readers and Jim Davidson fans mostly) who stump up "millions...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Department of Medications has announced that they will be acting to stem the tide on any more lawsuits due to government issued Viagra pills. A spokesperson for the UDDM stated that the initial lawsuit, was fil...
A ban on all males sporting beards entering areas designated for children came into effect midnight yesterday in the small town of Queens near Seattle Washington State. The law, passed by Mayor Kate Policunti is aimed to deter child molesters and...
When Dan Cathy, President and Owner of Chick a fill made his anti-gay remarks this year, he never dreamed what a boon it would be to his business. Now, other fast food chains are vying to join the action. The Associated Press is reporting McDonalds h...
It was an inevitablility. In what has been described as the new 'Holy War', the unesteemed Reverend Fred (Fab Freddy) Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church has declared, through seemingly unscrupulous, yet devoutly Christian attorneys, a lawsuit agai...
The government of Ukraine hit back at concerned critics today defending perceived racism and homophobia among its citizens as "harmless horseplay and banter". At a hastily convened press conference for the international media intended as a damage...
In light of Mitt Romney's revealed bullying of a gay student while in high school, people with operative brain power and the ability to read a newspaper have noted that, despite the gravity of restraining somebody and forcibly cutting their hair, it...
A "homophobic" soccer player has been sacked from his club because he called a homosexual rugby player gay on twitter. This means that everybody on twitter, soccer player or "normal" people, cannot talk about or have an opinion on the following subjects. (If they do mention these subjects they are what is written in brackets): A) Taboo theme Nr 1; anybody who's a different colour than onese...
Chancellor George Osboring has put forward plans to tax Gay men. His new stealth tax will be brought into force in the next tax year without a commons vote. Mr Osboring said; "Gay men spend far to much money on curtains cushions rugs piercings and...
"You couldn't make it up could you?" An often heard comment in pubs and clubs the length and breadth of the land; but one that is destined to be outdated before much longer, as today news emerges that there's soon to be an offshoot publication from t...
Top lexicographers have today announced new additions to, and definitions for, the words within the English language dictionary. Of these additions and revisions, however, there stands a solitary point of controversy - the word "gay" will now have th...
Reportedly texting a homophobic slur while still involved on set with the "Dancing with the Stars" reality show, Bristol Palin can't seem to stop being a liability to her Grizzly, Presidential Hopeful, Hockey Mama. Nobody was really shocked that t...
Wale the U.S. based smooth, good looking and extra cute Rapper is facing bitch lashing after making a decision to cancel a scheduled performance at an event for a U.S. Gay and Lesbian community. Wale is an American rapper from Washington, who, by...
Obese and cretinous Daily Mail writer Jan Moir has been exposed as having a secret affair with a cream cake. It's been revealed that Mrs Moir has been cheating on her husband with the fattening pastry for the entire duration of their marriage. It'...
In an awesome example of Karma, the Daily Mail have today claimed that the national outpouring of hatred and vehement anti-mail sentiment, sparked by their recent "entirely innocent" homophobia against the late Stephen Gateley, was entirely drummed u...
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