Hate a homo…eat a dead animal!

Funny story written by b kenneth mcgee

Thursday, 2 August 2012

When Dan Cathy, President and Owner of Chick a fill made his anti-gay remarks this year, he never dreamed what a boon it would be to his business. Now, other fast food chains are vying to join the action. The Associated Press is reporting McDonalds has purchased ten thousand billboards across the country. They read: "Hate a homo…eat a dead animal…Don't forget the Faggot Fries!"

Apparently billboard sales across America have been sold out as the other chains rush to cash in on the bonanza. The AP is reporting the following

Burger King: "Better Burger than Buggered…eat a baby calf!

Kentucky Fried Chicken: "Finger lickin is the only lickin you'll find here! Eat your Easter Peeps!"

According to the local newspaper in Louisburg, NC, a well-known Steak House is running a full page ad that reads: "Vegetarians and Faggots…go eat at the Tea House" The restaurant owner is quoted as saying "We're filled up until Thanksgiving! Hate is a terrible thing to waste!"

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