Brownsville TX: A retired university professor of environmentalism claims to have invented the S**t to Energy Converter, a breakthrough in cheap renewable energy generation. Today's environmentalists keep talking about this going green s**t, but t...
Approximately 8000 Green picketers have surrounded the summit of Mt. Merapi, cursing and spitting into the fiery dome of this volcano which is located in central Java and which has been erupting for 10,000 years. Merapi is one of the most active volc...
After a failed attempt to convince people that "Global Warming is a hoax", Scientist are now coming forward and asking people to do their part to destroy the environment. Dr. Lance Gorden, an environmentalist, was quoted, in Time Magazine, saying...
Fort Worth: President George W. Bush will be a key note speaker at Hart Energy's Developing Unconventional Gas Conference and Exhibition in Fort Worth. He will address environmental concerns. When asked why they chose to invite the former presid...
A controversial climate scientist has invoked the wrath of the Global Warming Zealots' everywhere by claiming Global Warming is impossible. Professor Clem T Dennier, of the McKeith Institute for Complimentary Science, claims his "new research" will "...
EARTH - Wanting to wonder our of his bathroom is Neil Fairbanks. He has left the light on, and shrugs and says that 'it's only one light bulb'. Nearly 2 billion people were thinking the exact same thing. "It's no biggie," said New Yorker, Sheil...
The flipside of living in the NYC suburb of, say, Keyport, NJ and commuting to the city is the pollution output of about 75 zillion extreme commuters, who spend more than three hours a day in transit. Automobile exhaust in the US contributes roughly 1.9 billion tons a year to the global carbon cloud, more than the emissions of India, Japan, or Russia. Even worse are the 40 million lawn mowe...
President Obama dropped a megawatt bomb on the USA during his State of the Union address, when he said that he expects 1,000,000 electric cars to be on the country's roads by 2015. "I believe that we will address this nation's three biggest challe...
Rubbish Tip Island, off the North Coast of the EU$$R: England may have retained the Ashes in Cricket in Australia where there have been 'Biblical floods', but Great Britain is 'drowning' in 'Biblical Rubbish! All over the British Isles in gardens...
LONDON - As Britain is set to receive a snowy November in most parts, skeptics are denying global warming. A new forcast by the International Weather Agency has suggested that torrents of bullshit will flood workplaces. "Oh god..." said one di...
Todays eco-friendly girl is fashionable and hip. No longer is it the preserve of bare-footed, lentil munching hippies, saving the Earth has never been so cool. But, before you congratulate yourself on your recycled hessian bag and low carbon footprint credentials, spare a thought for your pets. By ignoring their toll on our precious Mother Earth you could be undoing all your hard work! Howev...
LONDON, UK: At a Human Survival conference held here yesterday, anthropologists and paleontologists alike confirmed the potential extinction of yet another species. Despite a rare sighting of possibly the last surviving member of the tribe, experts...
A large London borough is to encourage residents to compost the dead bodies of relatives at home instead of sending them for burial or cremation. The council cemetery is full and burning bodies creates large amounts of carbon dioxide which 'the Lo...
With McLaughlin Group panel member and perennial democratic mouthpiece Eleanor Clift kicking off the trade show by screeching "The green economy is here, it will save us!" Several major companies unveiled new products designed to supercharge the comi...
A representative from BP held a press conference today and announced that a new study commissioned last month indicates that the oil spill resulting from the deep-water horizon disaster may have a long-term positive impact on the environment. "Th...
A Scottish university professor has demanded the government tax green energy projects such as off-shore wind farms. The so-called 'green' energy is free once the infrastructure is created and Professor Tommy McKnife claims that reducing the cost o...
From the administration that brought you "military intelligence", "government help" and "overseas contingency operation", another terminology change is in the works. The White House wants the public to start using the term "Total Environment Anni...
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