'Global Warming' Out, 'Total Environment Annihilation' In...

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Thursday, 16 September 2010

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Was the TEA PARTI responsible for this?

From the administration that brought you "military intelligence", "government help" and "overseas contingency operation", another terminology change is in the works.

The White House wants the public to start using the term "Total Environment Annihilation" (TEA) in place of "Anthropogenic Global Warming" (AGW) -- fearing the latter term does not scare the populace sufficiently.

White House science-fiction adviser John Holdren urged President Obama's minions to start using the phrase during a speech last week in Oslo. Holdren was the only passenger on a Boeing 747 that flew into Oslo on a mission to save the world from extinction due to an abuse of carbon-based fuels.

Speaker-of-the-House Nancy Pelosi also introduced legislation to rename the "Environmental Protection Agency" (EPA) to "Pollution Abrogation Resolution Technology Institute" (PARTI), allowing Democrats to blame all environmental problems on the TEA PARTIers.

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