A shocked vicar has stumbled across a website that directs old age pensioners to his churchyard for dogging sessions. The Born Again Doggers website lists his church in the Essex village of Ugley as a "nice and secluded spot" to have outdoor sex...
The issue of whether or not to ordain openly gay ministers has been exercising the minds of most of the attendees at the annual Church of Scotland General Assembly. In 2009 the ordination of the Reverend Scott Rennie split the church in view of hi...
The Archbishop of Canterbury is to issue new guidelines to clergy in an effort to reduce the number of service users using the Church of England for non Christian purposes. Rowan Williams has long been of the opinion that, in a desperate attempt t...
The UK's first, last and only Church of the Anarchist, is closing its doors after being open for just one month. "We were meant to be the Church of the Antichrist," sighed founder, Bill Garcon. "The sign-writer couldn't read my handwriting though.
MADISON, Wisconsin - The governor of the "Cheese State" (i.e. Wisconsin) has been catching so much flack, grief, outrage, and resentment over the way he ignored the rights of his state's union workers by outlawing their right to enter into collective...
The Rev. Hugh Dunnett, Vicar of St Michael's Church in Wharfedale, was distressed to learn about another act of suspected vandalism. Workman checking out the tower noticed that the lead was missing. "It had been up there on the roof for year...
Church experts reckon a legal ruling has paved the way for vicars and ministers to sue their boss. Methodist minister Haley Moore, of Redruth, Cornwall, challenged a 27-year-old Court of Appeal ruling that prevented church members from making a ca...
A couple of foster carers who are not opposed to homosexuality have lost a court case over their right to become Christians. Eunice and Owen Johns, who hail from Derby, had applied to the city's Pentecostal Church to join their congregation but th...
In a shock move this week, the Catholic Church has given the go ahead for the launch of an iPhone application that helps sinners undertake confession without visiting a priest. Marketed as "the sinner's guide to salvation", it takes the worshipper...
Major changes in how the Free Church of Scotland conducts its services have been approved by the ruling inner sanctum. Like other mainstream religions in the U.K. the Free Church has been suffering from rapidly declining membership over recent yea...
Following on from recent reports that the Church of England baptism is considered a little bit 'dull' and potentially one of the reasons why people are falling out with religion, the Church of England (Yorkshire division) has devised a method it thin...
The International House of Pancakes has filed a lawsuit against a church group called the International House of Prayer claiming that the group is illegally using the pancake house's famous acronym. The Kansas City, Missouri-based church group "se...
Falling congregations have forced the Church of England to scrap the controversial membership scheme that was brought in last year. The membership fees which ranged from the £100 per year one star service (To be thought of kindly come judgement da...
Heaven - Jesus Christ issued an apology this morning through his spokesman at the Archdioceses of New York, because of what happened on Christmas morning at a local parish in Long Island. "I feel sorry for those people of my flock that had to get...
NEW YORK - Steve Jobs opened his new iChurch in the city of Manhattan on thier Seventh Avenue store. The iChurch is only open for those who own at least two iDevices for at least two years. The church has opened in Apple Stores across the world.
Five bishops are to join the Roman Catholic Church under a Vatican scheme intended to provide a welcome for sexually disaffected Anglicans. The move involves three serving bishops and two retarded bishops, who say they are 'trading faiths' because...
Looking for a new way to rev up his slumping congregation, Reverend Tom Padre answered the incessant ring of a robocaller that promised to deliver every Satanist's worst fear--the Holy Spirit, raging like an uncontrollable crown fire. "It's like i...
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