Kylie Minogue has reportedly made a statement about the attempted bribery of a disabled person last week. It is reported that Miss Minogue, who is 46 years of age, was at a book signing at a local mall when a mobility scooter with police equipment...
Top-rated show Australia's Got Talent is to be axed at the end of the 2014 season, a top Network 10 executive said on Monday. The show will be axed and replaced with re-runs of Home and Away, Neighbours, and their sister soapies in the UK, Hollyoa...
KIEV, Ukraine - The government of the Ukraine is proud to announce that the 1st Aborigines Infantry Regiment from Brisbane, Australia has just landed at the Kiev Airport. The regiment flew to the Ukraine to help defend that country against the Rus...
Sheila Sweals, Sonic Detection Unit (S.D.U) Operator on the state of the art Australian ping listening boat, Prince George, admitted not wearing a secure thong at a Court Martial this morning. The boat, looking for pings from missing aeroplane MH 370...
Australian Greens Senator, Sarah Hanson-Young has recently discovered a revolutionary new defense system that could bolster Australia's border security. In the last few years, Australia has experienced an influx in asylum seekers that has divided...
Last night's episode of Australia's Got Talent was the first for a new judge, Bob Smith, who proved tougher than Kyle Sandilands. In a controversial move that is still being debated, the new judge rejected every audition performance. The judge...
The new squad created by the Queensland police to deal with the growing problem of mall rats has been given a new name. The squad of 50 full time front-line officers equipped with specialised equipment, including digital encrypted radio equipment...
The Queensland Police today announced the creation of a new division that would handle the growing problem of 'mall rats' otherwise known as 'twelvies' in Australia. Constable Bob Smith, 19, will head the squad and be responsible for its day-to-da...
BRISBANE, Australia - Australia's national weather service has just announced that the powerful typhoon that struck the country did some extensive damage to many jungle trees. The weather service also stated that Australian park rangers report tha...
WAY DOWN UNDER -- It has humble origins. Found inside the intestines of a slaughtered sheep, in Western Australia, of all places, an ancient crystal known, among rock hounds, as a zircon, is the oldest piece of Earth on record. According to scient...
In what appears to be a world first, the Australian prime minister Tony Abbott has decided to sell the country of Australia and its citizens to The United States of America. Many believe that this move is nothing more than a cheap polotical stunt to...
Queensland, Australia: Attempts by Australian forest authorities to locate jazz singer and 10-time Grammy Winner Bobby McFerrin are being hampered by the mimicry of his voice by the Australian Lyrebird long famed for its ability to mimic any sound in...
OTTUMWA, IOWA - A rogue satellite, owned by an Australian multi-millionaire, Herschel McBee, crashed to earth early Tuesday evening in an Ottumwa neighborhood. According to local police, the satellite destroyed a home owned by resident, Lucille...
The seemingly incomprehensible actions of Australian shark conservationists who breed and put sharks into the sea have been topped by Brisbane based Germ conservationists. The increasingly rare Streptococcus pneumoniae, or pneumococcus, is a Gram-...
David Cameron has taken on board David Silvester ex-UKIP party member's advice about the "rain storms-gay marriage" link. Hundreds of pro "gay marriage" demonstrators have been flown to bush fire scenes in the scorching rain deprived Australian inter...
The Queen has issued a slightly puzzling "Royal Pardon" to all of the residents of Australia. The pardon was delivered to the House of Commons on New Years Day by a footman. William Hague and Theresa May are said to have set teams of analysts to work...
The South Eastern seaboard City of Sydney in Australia is to change its name by popular vote to Godfrey Eggbert City. The name Sydney is considered too sissy a name for Australia's stingray hugging crocodile embracing new image. The new name...
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