HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The parents of Destiny Hope Cyrus, 18, better known as, Miley Cyrus have told their daughter that they are proud of her on her new boyfriend choice. Patrick Schwarzenegger, 17, is the son of the former governor of California Arno...
Bodybuilder-turned-actor-turned-governor-turned-unemployment-claimant Arnold Schwarzenegger has terminated marriage to his wife, Maria Shriver. Speaking to the press today, he said that he had no intention of being a barbarian about the terminatio...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The former governor of the great earthquake state of California, Arnold Schwarzenegger has told his agent that he is itching to return to making movies, which is his third love behind looking at his biceps and kissing his semi-prett...
Indeed, where IS our dear Arnie since he bowed out of politics - or the limelight of politics? Rumour has it that he has recently auditioned for the part of Rocky Balboa in the upcoming "Rocky the XXth" movie. When asked about this rumour, Sl...
HOLLYWOOD - The Tinsel Town Times Tribune is reporting that the former governor of the Left Coast state of California has just signed with Cripple Creek Films to star in Sheboygan Saddlewood's epic motion picture Conan The Barbarian Vs. The Plastic V...
Arnie Schwarzenegger is unemployed and Californian's are over the moon. Their latest senator was sworn in and Arnie sworn out with banana skins and rotten apples (all local products) following rapidly behind him. Now Arnie has been observing his o...
Arnold Schwarzenegger has announced his decision to leave public office beginning Monday. It is rumoured that he is anxious to get back into acting on the big screen before he completely loses his charisma. He has been working out daily at the...
Outgoing Californian Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has confirmed his intention to run for the President once he has transitioned out of his current role. He has been a controversial Governor for California, in part for his decision to sell the ci...
Saying "I finally ged it", former muscle-man and Mr.Universe, Ahnold Schwarzenegger now wants to be a part of President Barack Obama's Administration. The waxy-looking former California Governor told reporters he'd love a post in the "scrawny, gir...
Today, in Los Angeles, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenneger is making his presence felt in a large mall's Climate Change Exhibit. He was the guest speaker this afternoon during the inauguration, cutting a rosary of orchids (instead of a meter of...
Blackpool - (Quickstep News): The freed Burmese politician will dance Por Una Cabeza - the Argentinian tango from 'True Lies' - according to sources. Suu Kyi has been signed up by the BBC Saturday night show for a reported £5 million amid frantic...
Arnold's not saying much, but actions on his behalf by a grass roots party calling themselves "The Sour Krauts" quietly filed a xeroxed copy of his Berlin, NH birth certificate with the Republican National Committee today. Schwarzenegger, who wa...
SACRAMENTO - Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger sat in his California governor's mansion and told a throng of assembled reporters that he has decided to ban the age old tradition of Halloween. The governor said that there are several reasons why he ha...
Just days after admitting his Joaquin Phoenix documentary was a hoax, director Casey Affleck has sensationally revealed the political career of Arnold Schwarzenegger was also a satirical prank. Affleck, recently voted "America's 4th favourite Affl...
Taking a leaf out of Barry O'Bama's book - Arnie (I'll be back) Terminator will be running for the top job at the next election. Citing Barry's ''what birth certificate? you can't see my 'genuine' birth certificate'', Arnie has 'lost' his and now...
Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has agreed to do several more Triple-X movies, where he got his start, to raise some money for the state's failing economy. "I will give my all to help us out here. We must all do our part to get this state back on t...
Arnie went to visit his 'old' stunt double, Billy Lucas, in hospital recently. He got more than he bargained for. On entering the hospital he bumped into the Double Mint twins and the Olsen twins, who were visiting the Gosselin twins. After a...
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