Written by Jaggedone

Tuesday, 4 January 2011

image for Unemployed Schwarzenegger does a Stallone and is to star as an OAP musclebound Conan the Barbarian!
Unemployed Arnie is back, no not as the Terminator but Conan the OAP Barbarian!

Arnie Schwarzenegger is unemployed and Californian's are over the moon. Their latest senator was sworn in and Arnie sworn out with banana skins and rotten apples (all local products) following rapidly behind him.

Now Arnie has been observing his old mate Silvester Stallone perform miracles on the silver screen whilst appearing as a has-been, muscle bound super-hero, he could never act so why not?

Unemployed Arnie is now out of work and has decided to do a Stallone, Bruce Willis and Harrison Ford all in one and return to the silver screen as Conan the Barbarian part IV!

It promises to be the greatest film come-back ever and Arnie is busy taking steroids (he missed them so much), weight-lifting and fitness so he can appear as an ancient Conan who was reincarnated and will conquer the world.

There is a slight problem regarding his leading-lady; Grace Jones is not available, she's insane, and Swedish bombshell Brigitte Niellsen is still recovering from her plastic surgeon and Silvester.

It promises to be a block-busting affair and thanks to computer technology in the close-up fighting scenes Arnies head and body are to be replaced by the original from way back when!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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