London - (Rotters): Residents at an exclusive Chester Square apartment block claim former UK Prime Monster Margaret Thatcher is close to blowing herself up "if everything proceeds according to plan". The news comes after the block's vermin extermi...
Washington AC/DC - (9/11 Mess): "If it worked for Dubya it sure as hell will work for me!" That's how President Barack Obama described Tuesday's televised schools' address in a maneuver modelled largely on George W Bush's 9/11 storybook reading at...
Citizens of the United States Of America were overwhelmed by pent up emotions today as British Royal personage, Prince Harry the alleged piss artist visited ground zero in New York City - eight years after the tragic event. The visit was described...
The forthcoming documentary Inside The Towers has been cancelled due to Neil Morrissey's unavailability. "Only the former Men Behaving Badly star has the gravitas required to narrate a programme on such a sombre subject," explains producer, Gary K...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Proclaiming himself "furious," President Obama fired Louis Caldera, the now-infamous White House official who gave the thumbs-up for a low altitude flyover of New York City by Air Force One. The April 27 incident, which reminded...
An eccentric British University Lecturer today denounced the conspiracy theories surrounding the 9/11 atrocities in New York City as: "Absolute bunkum." Conspiracists have claimed that the twin towers were rigged with explosives, that the plane...
The US National Institute of Standards and Technology (NIST) has expressed relief after a team of independent researchers found conclusive evidence of explosives (nano-thermite) in dust samples from the World Trade Centre collapses, as reported on TV...
After slapping himself again during a broadcast to demonstrate the banality of CIA torture techniques, radio personality Rush Limbaugh surprised his audience by confessing on air that he is, in fact, a fat, lying buffoon who got beaten up a lot as a...
A Dutch television program has been found guilty of talking crap. It's called The Devil's Advocate. The name is thought to be a parody of a popular Irish writer. On the program Osama Bin Laden was found to be not guilty of the 9/11 terrorist attac...
London - (Cheeky Ass Mess): Radical fundamentalist cleric nutter Omar Bakri Mohammed's son has been exposed as a stripper-cum-exotic pole dancer according to an editorial in this week's LA FagHagSlagMag London issue. Nineteen year-old Bakri Omar...
London - (AssoCIAted Mess): Hundreds of 9/11 conspirators are terrified that the ancient pre-Islamic goddess Al-Laat will punish them on Lailatul-Qadr - or Night of Power/Predestination - the traditional end-of-Ramadan feastday this Friday night.
The 7th anniversary of the World Trade Center Terrorist Bombing Atrocity passed-off without incident yesterday, with no major bombings or destruction of American corporate property to report. Yes, it was 7 years ago yesterday that the world wept o...
Yesterday, it was found out that Tony Blair, Former England Prime minister, is the 2nd biggest terrorist leader on Earth, second only to Asama Binwaden, Tony Blair also made the Hurricane heading towards the Caribbean with 75 million hair dryers.
London - (AssoCIAted Mess): Numerology experts in the Met's Serious & Disorganised Crime Agency are poised to swoop on assorted Puppet Monarchy bastards responsible for the World Trade Center attack of 9/11, according to Hellfire Club sources.
911 debunking group Assholes For Lies were shocked by the BBC's latest hit peace of a documentary 'The Conspiracy Files - 911 The Third Tower', which aired on BBC2 on Sunday night.
The Democratic Presidential candidate said recently that America should have met Bin Laden to forestall the 2001 terrorist attacks in which more than a thousand died.
Charges against one of the 9/11 hijackers, a professional magician and illusionist, were dramatically dropped today.
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