In a shocking controversy thought to be caused by a lower league team, the roof of the Manchester United dressing room at the Stadium of Light collapsed completely. The room above, known as the "Local" for local supporters, was currently hosting a...
When Javier Hernandez came off the bench to smash home Macheda's cross to give Manchester United a 1-0 over Valencia in Spain, he became the youngest ever player to score in the Champion's league. The fourteen year old Mexican striker has been pre...
Champions League - Mestalla - Valencia, Espania - Manchester United completed a smash and grab on Valencia here tonight, with a late strike from substitute Javier 'Chicharito' Hernandez, who took his goal from a 'Kiko' Macheda pass. The game itse...
The defensive back four of Premier League title challengers Manchester United is "just not good enough", and "the worst in living memory" according to one staunch Reds fan, Wayne Blenkinsop, aged 2, from somewhere, but not Manchester. Wayne, whose...
Manchester United boss, Sir Alex of the Ferguson confirmed this morning that he has indeed signed up the streaker who invaded the pitch last night in United's 5-2 Carling Cup victory over Scunthorpe. (Or 'Scunny as the locals call it.) The streake...
Disturbing reports coming in from the English county that used to be known as Lancashire (until Thatcher broke it asunder) - the world stopped turning yesterday. Just for 90 minutes. But for one day, floods, drought, recession, global warming,...
Just in - Greater Manchester Police today possibly revealed that Manchester United's Bulgarian striker Dimitar Berbatov was probably arrested as he left Old Trafford following the clash between North-West football giants Manchester United and Liverpo...
Manchester United supporters were today left bewildered by the disappointing attempts by Liverpool's travelling fan contingent to wind up United striker Wayne Rooney. The Scousers - revered by the media for their natural and spontaneous wit - fail...
Things were surprisingly quiet last night in Manchester after Manchester United chalked up a 3-2 victory over local rivals Liverpool. The expected euphoric and riotous outpourings of unbridled joy failed to materialise, as reports came in that Dea...
Manchester United fan, Jarbo the Killer, has finally come clean and admitted that arch rivals, Liverpool FC were once the equivalent of Muhammad Ali - untouchable in their chosen arena. From the early seventies to the late eighties, Jarbo conceded...
As Manchester United prepared to face Liverpool this morning in the run up to the battle of the one time - rumour has it that Chelsea currently define English football tradition - big shots, a Skoob Sports News reporter appealed for calm, and level h...
Police in Manchester issued a 'stay put' warning today to the thousands of 'wagabees n whores' making a planned 'invasion' down to Manchester for this weeks Champions League clash between Manchester United and Glasgow Rangers. Ever since United boss...
Although he may have been absent from the Everton/Manchester United clash at Goodison Park, accused philanderer Wayne Rooney was still the butt of a jolly jape by Everton supporters. As United lined up for a first half free kick at the Gladwys Str...
Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney has been warned that he faces a 'bloody nightmare' if he plays at Goodison Park today, by manager Sir Alex Ferguson. He has also been tipped off that Evertonians, still smarting over his £25 million defection...
Yes, that's right, it's another exclusive and another two fingers up at the legal establishment for issuing yet another nefarious injunction on behalf of yet another classless footballing multi-millionaire scrote... I am delighted to reveal that...
Eric Cantona, the Kung Fu-kicking, French movie star who used to play football for Manchester United, is reported, this evening, to be seriously considering making a comeback to the game he has always said he loved - Pétanque. Pétanque is a form o...
Eastlands - Storm brews between United and City as Mancini signs latest strikers - Kidd n Platt in 'Utd Drive-By Spy Buy'. With the shock announcement by Unite of more industrial action at BAA Airports during the August bank holiday weekend, Manc...
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