Part One It was a private club. The kind you might find down a dark alley in the warehouse district of San Francisco, but not as outwardly flamboyant as the Trocadero might be on a Wednesday night. Members knew it only as the "Skoob and Thistle", slightly reminiscent of a small Scottish pub replete with solid brick exterior walls and a single, windowless, hardwood door stained in walnut brown...
The Swine flu bacteria maybe sweeping the world but Spoof writers have been hit by an even more terrible bacteria called the "gayphobia". Once this bacteria sets in there's only one cure, go straight! Several honourable Spoof writers, who shall...
An almighty row has broken out here among the musical community regarding the soundtrack for the upcoming Quentin Tarantino adaptation of Spoof magazine saga Bordello Falls. Some commentators say that Ennio Morricone should be rewarded with the pr...
They met on a mesa overlooking the burgeoning township of Bordello Falls. They hadn't met before, at least not that they were aware of. They'd travelled far, one from way out west, and one from the far North. They met at the Junction of twin trails, where many years in the future, a town would be established. But not at this point. They didn't shake hands. Two grizzled men on horses...
X-Factor rehearsals were today dramatically interrupted when Geordie warbler and chart topper Cheryl Cole announced that the Western Serial collaboration, 'Bordello Falls' had not, as suspected, faded away and died, but on the contrary was very much...
Consumers reacted angrily today to a proposed 200% increase in Sand Bills. The increase has been sparked by the recession and global warming. A spokesperson for The Central Sand Board told us: "It's regrettable, but our sand is getting more expens...
Quentin Tarantino was so bowled over by the epic Spoof writers saga called "Bordello Falls" that he promptly payed the writers $12 million for the copyright, the right to film it and all related merchandise sold. Quentin said he had never stopped...
A premature ejaculator, who I can't name here for legal reasons because I could possibly incriminate myself, or him, or both of me, today said that he wanted to wish everybody in Spoofland a Happy Christmas. The premature ejaculator, when challeng...
EGGCUP-ON-TABLE, UK - Anarchy may be rearing its pointy head in the ranks of online satire smash TheSpoof.com, as the subject of rating points came to a boiling point this morning in the site's discussion forum. It appears that a writer may or may...
Showbiz insiders have been expressing concerns over the general well being of X-Factor judge and mentor Louis Walsh, whose emotional stability (to lift a line from an old Marvin Gaye song) appears to be leaving him. It has been well documented tha...
Robbie Williams is to be given the special Outstanding Lifetime Achievement To Spoof Writers Award at a special ceremony at the Wellingborough Parish Hall. The award caps a triumphant return to public life for the singer. From his days as the fat...
Mrs Skoob, wife of TheSpoof.com contributor Skoob1999 has been summoned by the Obama administration to be Czar for decency. When we asked her about this, she told us: "Fuck it." When we told her that this was an important role in internation...
A dowdy London retiree, saying he 'really didn't need it anymore', lugged an antique Victorian Bureau in for appraisal on the Antique Road Show, and found after an appraisal it was worth over 3.5M Spoof Points! Mortimer Fartwaithe, a retired post...
As the Bonkettes make final preparations for their upcoming gig at the Eternal City's legendary Colosseum, news just in suggests that a legal representative from the law firm of Huckham & Fukkham arrived at the band's hotel on the fashionable Via...
A swine flu scare recently made it necessary to disinfect headquarters at The Spoof. That was when the striptease joint was found, hidden in a false wall behind the Spoof Discussion Forum. Investigation reveals that several male Spoofers have bee...
After a morning of dramatic dawn raids across the UK, Scotland Yard's top detective, Mycroft Holmes confirmed that the mafia had taken root in the UK. Reputed mafia kingpin, Don Il Jaggedoni, formerly of south east London, was taken away in a poli...
Madison, WI/ Special from the Weather Channel/ Disaster Update w/Jim Cantori - On what was supposed to be just another balmy October day in picturesque Madison, Wisconsin, 500 environmental Journalists huddled together as temperatures plunged to 25 d...
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