HAVANA - The ex-president of Cuba, Fidel Castro, has stated that his brother, Raul, the new president of Cuba, has authorized him to negotiate for the exchange of prisoners between the United States and Cuba. Fidel stated that his country, which p...
Vice President Joe Biden said he was sorry for telling a dry cleaning shop owner that he "should go f*ck a walnut tree" a few days ago. The store owner was asked by the VP how much cleaning a shirt costs and the answer was given "Just lower ou...
LA BREA, California - President Obama, the "First Mama" Michelle, and the "First Kiddoes" Malia and Sasha were in La Brea visiting the world famous La Brea Tar Pits. The president had been criticized prior to going to the infamous tar pits due to...
Vice President Joe Biden stunned the world today by actually saying something appropriate and smart. What he said was, "It sure is a nice summer day." The accuracy and pleasant nature of this statement caused bystanders to question whether this w...
President Hussein Obama stepped outside military channels to name rabid Osama Bin Laden hunter Gary Faukner to the top post in Afghanistan to continue the fight against terrorism after relieving General Stan McCrystal. Faulker, a US construction w...
A career warrior General, graduate of West Point, leader of men in battle, and a product of the Honor Code, was replaced today as leader of Free World Forces in Afghanistan by a Community Organizer, and a career politician with hair transplants suff...
SAN FRANCISCO - Sarah Palin, speaking in a town she has referred to as San Fransissyco, has finally grown some and admitted that the tremendous Gulf of Mexico oil spill is her fault. Palin, looking somewhat springtime-ish in her yellow, pink, and...
NEW YORK CITY - GOP mouthpiece Rush Limbaugh has admitted on his radio show that he would much rather play with himself than to play with President Barack Obama. When asked why, the rotund Rush "Mushmouth" Limbaugh said that he is not a racist but...
In a Gordon Brown moment, US Presidential Philanderer Barry Obama forgot his mike was still on after TV Host Chris Matthews signed off from yet another infomercial extolling the virtues of the "The Big O." Heard cackling after the pair were discu...
When a microphone recently picked up Vice President Joe Biden telling the President that, "this is a big f***ing deal", many Americans at last felt a connection with one of it's top leaders it hasn't felt since Bill stained Monica's dress. Biden's connection to Americans was in fact deeper than those made by G.W. Bush to babbling illiterates and Cheney to hateful war mongers. If not just for t...
In its relentless desire to clog our over taxed brains with new words Webster's Dictionary added the word obamanation. The first definition of the new word is 'a democracy whose power is filibuster, veto, vote, and discussion proof and whose fiscal a...
President Barack Obama has banned Vice President Joe Bidden from any bathrooms close to where meetings are taking place after scattering the President, French President Sarkozy and reporters and photographers yesterday at the White House. "The VP...
"Clueless Joe" as they are calling him these days, seems to be losing it bit by bit, as he wanders through the White House talking to no one in particular and asking the maid if she needs any help. Seems Mr. Biden is finding it hard to keep himself b...
Washington DC, Wednesday. Vice President Joe Biden has explained his unfortunate choice of words captured on microphone as a wrongful interpretation by the world's press. "What I really said was...'this is a fig sucking eel' referring the Preside...
Vice President Joe Biden says that he was not referring to his codpiece when he whispered to the President, "This is a big fucking deal". Biden, who has been on the record for putting his foot in his mouth more times than you can count, emphatic...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States House passed The Health Care Bill by a vote of 219 to 212. After months and months of fighting, yelling, screaming, hollering, and backstabbing, (and that was just in the bathrooms), the monumental bill has been p...
Responding to Political Advice from Aide Rahm Emanuel, Obama has decided to act more like Harry Truman than Hugo Chavez in an attempt to resurrect his failing presidency. His first act was to Nuke Toyota, putting 25,000 American factory workers build...
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