Washington DC, Wednesday. Vice President Joe Biden has explained his unfortunate choice of words captured on microphone as a wrongful interpretation by the world's press.
"What I really said was...'this is a fig sucking eel' referring the President to the motif on my suit tie."
Of course, no body believes the Senator and he just looks more foolish as a result. Biden however was adamant:
"I've had this tie for five years and I only wear it on special occasions, so I just wanted to let the Prez know all about it."
Biden has now stretched the credibility level beyond reasonable limits and many people predict he will be "pensioned off" to avoid further embarassment. "I'm not going, assholes" he said " You'll all burn in hell first motherfuckers."
Giv'em enough rope...
