LONDON - Lillian McTavisham, an old high school friend of Louise Minchin, recently had lunch with the noted BBC newreader and presenter. The two met at the highly prestigious Lady Godiva's House of Ribs Restaurant located near the Millbank Distill...
LONDON - Manchester United's Chicharito, whose real name is Javier Hernandez Balcazar, told a reporter for The Manchester Morning Manc that he loves watching the English singing competition show, X-Factor. Chicharito, who is from Guadalajara, Mexi...
As Wayne Rooney jets off to Nike HQ in the USA, as opposed to training hard for Wednesday's Manchester derby, sources state that he will never pull on the famous old red shirt of Manchester United again. It is being reported in certain 'informed'...
Happy Harry Rednapp is just not his usual happy self today, as he and most Spurs fans seethe over Nani's controversial goal at Old Trafford on Saturday. The rising young Portuguese star was reviled by critics following a declined penalty appeal wh...
Gay Manchester United fan Larry Sabu, 20, has told friends that, if he were Sir Alex Ferguson, he wouldn't take any more of Wayne Rooney's lip, and that he would teach him a lesson by bending him over the edge of a table and giving him "a damned good...
Nobby Stiles, the former Manchester United star who played in the 1966 England World Cup-winning side, and who also featured in the United team that won the 1968 European Cup Final, has sold the underpants he wore in both matches at auction. The s...
Manchester United, their fans, players and staff have all been bitten by the Mexican Madness disease thanks to Chicarito, better know as Javier Hernandez. The Rooneygate affair is long forgotten and instead of selling mushy peas with stodgy meat p...
Fresh from his exertions against Stoke City and long throw-up expert Rory Delap, Javier Hernandez, also known as Chicharito - the little pea - popped up out of his pod again at Old Trafford last night to bag the winner for Manchester United as the Re...
Gary Neville will be leaving Manchester United when his current contract expires. Despite protestations that United is the only club for the more moustachioed (but only just) of the Neville brothers, from next season, Gary will be looking for a ne...
Police investigating the death threats made against Manchester United and England striker Wayne Rooney, say that the player is being protected day and night from angry fans, and will shortly be flown to Geneva for plastic surgery, after which he will...
Wayne Rooney, the Manchester United and England striker, has admitted for the first time that his childish and petulant outburst in the media last week, and his subsequent refusal to sign a new contract, were staged exclusively for public consumption...
In a shocking revelation, excepts from a new Clinton Tell all Memoir scheduled to be published after his death, Bill claims : If I wasn't so fat, educated, and from Arkansas, I woulda signed with Man U in 1968!" In the memoir, in which the former...
Stoke City's Britannia Stadium certainly lived up to its billing as the Premier League's noisiest arena as the Manchester United roadshow swept into town. A pulsating encounter saw United take the lead courtesy of a spectacular back-header by Unit...
In a deal which will revolutionise the football world Wayne Rooney has bought Manchester United. 'It is about time players took over the Clubs' he told a Press Conference 'we have the know how and I have the money.' Several other players are li...
So, Wayne Rooney has signed a five year contract at Manchester United, apologised to the manager and his team mates for being a prick, and is expected within the next few hours to issue a grovelling apology to United fans. So that's all right then...
The whole will he-won't he saga was a gag, after all. Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney today shocked the entire universe by signing a five-year contract with the club. The move came at the end of a week during which he had publicly said h...
In a late breaking news with all the facts not in, reports have surfaced that petulant potato faced Wayne Rooney has signed a new 5 year contract with Manchester United. A teary eyed Colleen, his wife and child hood sweetheart, said the sudden ch...
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