A Scotsman wielding a set of bagpipes was arrested by police in Manchester last night after fans of Glasgow Rangers rampaged through the city centre singing and waving to passers-by.
London - (Ass Mess): Metropolitan Police officials have apologised that the national benchmark for shooting a rampaging gunman dead has suffered a setback.
Newark, NJ - The local Newark Police Undercover Unit set up a sting operation by sending out notices that the recipient of this letter has been randomly picked to receive two baseline tickets to a New York Yankee game.
Always looking for a way to kick start the weak economy and always hot on the heels of the newest methods to combat crime, the California legislature has passed a law to allow police departments to train squads of psychics and swear them in as full t...
The triumphant return from the dead of Chief Inspector Derek Conway in ITV's "The Bill" has been ruined by the political shenanigans of his political namesake, Conservative MP Derek Conway.
A German toddler has caused untold mayhem in a British town by playing with an air-raid siren passed down to him by his great-great grand-Furher Adolf.
London - (Rioters): Up to 50,000 empty, brand new police cells are said to be 'going begging' ahead of a huge May Day coup d'etat that will see the feckless republican dictatorship of Prime Monster Gorgon Brown shackled behind bars, accor...
Newark, NJ - A state appeals court yesterday threw out a Camden County man's drug convition because police did not wait long enough after knocking before forcing their way into his apartment for a...
Josef Fritzl, the man who kept his daughter locked in a cellar for 24 years, and had seven children with her, was a big fan of The Sound Of Music, and may have been trying to recreate it in his home, police...
A syndicate from Thames Valley Police have just won the Euromillions lottery. The 25 member syndicate from the Peckham area have scooped a massive £60 million jackpot which gives each member £2.2 million and a bit of...
A Police Constable has today gone mad after his Personal Computer went mad due to being loaded with Politically Correct data containing what a fellow PC described as "PC gone mad".
Ruthless Kebab Shop owner Stavros Hovapopathapoulis recruited delivery drivers from Rally and Racing tracks to get the edge over all the other shops on his patch.
Police in Bolton who executed a daring dawn raid on, what they believed to be, a local drugs den, realised somewhat belatedly, that something was amiss when, instead of drugs dealers armed with guns and machetes, they encountered an...
Police in Bristol have this morning swooped to arrest a man acting strangely who could well be former writer for TheSpoof.com, Politicalpop, according to my imagination.
Police in New York have adopted a new technology for catching speeders - radar eyes. Citing past problems with external radar and laser devices, Superintendent Harry Corbett of the State Police said that the implantable radar eyes will be far superio...
Karen Matthews, the horrible neglecter of 9-year-old missing-cum-turned-up-safe schoolgirl Shannon Matthews, is to star in the BAFTA-award winning TV drama series Shameless, according to sou...
Karen Matthews, the mother of neglected 9-year-old schoolgirl Shannon Matthews, has landed a starring role in the next series of ITV1 prison drama Bad Girls.
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