Celebrity hearth-throb Tom Cruise has been a pin-up for thousands of fans the world over ever since his big Hollywood breaks in Top Gun and Risky Business, but time has caught up on him and he is literally falling apart.
Las Vegas - (Rioters): UN humanitarian ambassadors Michael Jackson, Heather Mills and JK Rowling are the official backers of a new Las Vegas casino, the Pink Pellicano, scheduled for opening on July 4th this year.
Tito Jackson has decided to convert a farm in Somerset instead buying a house in Devon, Reg Quantrill of The Wurzels has sold Tito one of his surplus farm properties.
London - (Chrysanthemum Puppet Throne Mess): In a surprise legal move the CIA was finally successfully subpoenaed in the Bahraini Royal Princeling v Michael Jackson lawsuit in London today.
Foul mouthed celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay has paid Michael Jackson a reported £450,000 for the Neverland Ranch in Santa Barbara, California.
Devon - (Ass Mess): "This is not some fetid sleazebag sex tourism hell-hole like Los Angeles but a beautiful, unspoilt holiday destination," a Barnstaple Rotary Club source complained today.
Much in the way that Michael Jackson had 'stolen' the Beatles out from under Paul McCartney, he had done the same to Peter Pan. In a savvy and brutal business manuever several years ago, Michael Jackson stole Neverland. He did this to his clo...
Michael Jackson, the failed pop star and suspected paedophile monster, is to auction-off his entire Neverland estate, estimated at $250million, to clear a debt he owes on the property.
Santa BarbaraWalters, Ca - (Thriller Ass Mess): Sordid Arabia's Prince Bandar has offered to pay tribute artiste Michael Jackson's debts after bailiffs threatened to auction his Neverland site and donate the proceeds to Unisyph.
Los Angeles, California - (Bad Ass Mess): Sordid Arabia's Ministry of Security and National Intelligence (sic) is playing down reports that the US tribute act known as...
London - (Royal Fetid Ass Mess): Princess Diana secretly met with singer Michael Jackson just before the fatal car crash on the night of 31 August 1997 a coroner's court heard today.
London - (Litigious Mess): Bailiffs acting for a Bahriani princeling's recovery of Michael Jackson-owed debts have swooped on secret bank accounts held by the singer, funded by slush funds generated by former Saudi ambassador to the US Prince Ban...
California - (Preposterous Mess): Jumped up nonentity Yoko Ono Lennon has been outed by CIA archives as the mother of the tribute con artist masquerading as Michael Jackson.
Crawford, Texas - (Dysfunctional Mess): Singer Michael Jackson will entertain wedding guests at Jenna Bush and Henry 'Hagar the Horrible' Hagar's May 10th nuptials at the Predator Chapel Ranch presidential family home in Crawford.
When the current French President married Carla Brunei, the daughter of the Sultan of Brunei, he did not know that there was baggage involved. Said a government spokesman who asked to remain anonymous and to only be identified by the initials J.B.,...
eBay - He dances, he sings, he cooks, and even cleans! He's the ever so wonderful, ever so eventful Michael Jackson. And he's up for auction on eBay!...
Manama, Bahrain - (Thriller Mess): The US tribute act known as George W Bush arrived in Manama today ready to thrash out a deal with the kingdom's Prince Abdulla Al-Khalifa who has sued the tribute artise calling himself Michael Jackson for over...
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