Yoko Ono outed as mother of tribute con artist known as Michael Jackson

Funny story written by queen mudder

Saturday, 9 February 2008

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Ever the seductress....Yoko Ono Lennon in Central Park today

California - (Preposterous Mess): Jumped up nonentity Yoko Ono Lennon has been outed by CIA archives as the mother of the tribute con artist masquerading as Michael Jackson.

The Agency is preparing to send expert testimony to the London divorce hearing between Heather Mills and ex-Beatle Paul McCartney.

This will show that the entire Lennon/McCartney songwriting partnership is built on lies, fraud, theft and whopping great big cover-ups related to the November 1963 assassination of President John F Kennedy.

Ono and George Bush Senior spawned the Michael Jackson impersonator who has made such a lucrative living pretending to be the exonerated child molester ever since 1992.

The real Jackson was shot and hastily buried by Hillary Clinton's fatass brother Hugh Rodham after a bar-room brawl over a disastrous cocaine deal.

Ono Lennon's son was then hastily shoehorned into position to save the Clintons' own ass after local Little Rock cops threatened to upset the 1992 presidential race.

The subsequent purchase of the Beatles Song Book by Michael Jackson Mk #2 now lies at the heart of a deception cover-up which has ensured Lennon's widow and Paul McCartney benefited immensely from royalty payments for the most lucrative Beatles numbers.

All that could now change after CIA top brass reversed a long-standing decision not to prosecute Yoko Ono Lennon for the hiring of Mark Chapman, the assassin who took out John Lennon just as he himself was about to divorce his lying, cheating ratbag wife Yoko.

Heather Mills is pregnant again.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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