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Funny story: George Clooney Rumored To Be Getting Ready To Pop The Big Question To Girlfriend Stacy Keibler

George Clooney Rumored To Be Getting Ready To Pop The Big Question To Girlfriend Stacy Keibler

WASHINGTON, D.C. - George Clooney's best friends Brad Pitt and Matt Damon have both remarked that they have never seen their friend look happier than he is now. And the reason for the jubilantly joyful look on Clooney's countenance is due 100 perc...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Shocked At The Zac Efron Marriage Rumors

Taylor Swift Shocked At The Zac Efron Marriage Rumors

LOS ANGELES - Taylor Swift was sitting in her luxurious suite at The Mrs. Teddy Roosevelt Hotel in West Hollywood when she heard a comment on one of the local radio stations. The disc jockey had said that country music artist Taylor Swift and movi...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Is Furious With Brad Pitt At His Suggestion That They Have A Double Wedding With Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux

Angelina Jolie Is Furious With Brad Pitt At His Suggestion That They Have A Double Wedding With Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux

NEW YORK CITY - Brad Pitt and Angelina visited the Big Apple with their brood of half dozen kids. The couple had been wanting to have them visit the Statue of Liberty, Central Park, Madison Square Garden, and the apartment building where Madonna l...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Continues To Buy Brad Pitt's Love By Buying Him A $1.6 Million Helicopter

Angelina Jolie Continues To Buy Brad Pitt's Love By Buying Him A $1.6 Million Helicopter

PROVENCE, France - Close friends of Angelina Jolie have remarked that as the actress has gotten older she has also become a lot more insecure. Bedroom Pillow Talk reported that one of Jolie's very close friends Winnie Suzy Willowick, 37, recently...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian States In No Uncertain Terms That Kris Humphries Is Not Getting Their $325,000 Ferrari Wedding Gift

Kim Kardashian States In No Uncertain Terms That Kris Humphries Is Not Getting Their $325,000 Ferrari Wedding Gift

NEW YORK CITY - Kim Kardashian and her brand new boyfriend Kanye "Mr. Microphone" West were spotted at Manhattan's Giggle Giggle Comedy Club. According to a reporter for LaLaLand Limelight formerly The Showbiz Gazette, the couple, who was dressed...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt to Marry at the North Pole

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt to Marry at the North Pole

A cool site for a wedding. In more ways than one, according to the happy couple. And a possible side effect, say Angie and Brad, is that many of the paparazzi (frozen turnips!) may choose to stay home. Ever since a Norwegian explorer married...

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Funny story: Local boy crashes wedding of Chloe Moretz

Local boy crashes wedding of Chloe Moretz

A local boy has been arrested after crashing a wedding in Queensland's south-east today. The wedding of Chloe Moretz to Justin Bieber was going smoothly say police, until the vows were affirmed, at which point the gates of the St Mark's Lutheran c...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Is Still Very Upset At Getting Punk'd By Justin Bieber

Taylor Swift Is Still Very Upset At Getting Punk'd By Justin Bieber

NASHVILLE - Country music sensation Taylor Swift is still quite upset, angry, and hurt that she was maliciously punk'd by Justin Bieber. Swift was led to believe and actually felt that she'd had a part in causing a wedding yacht to catch fire and...

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Funny story: Frank Lampard and Christine Bleakley To Wed In Mayo?

Frank Lampard and Christine Bleakley To Wed In Mayo?

Excitement is growing in the condiments community over speculation that Chelsea star Frank Lampard is to wed his TV presenter squeeze Christine Bleakley in mayonnaise later this year. Rumours that the wedding will take place at Ashford Castle, Con...

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Funny story: Swedish cannibal and vampire to marry in; bloody hell!

Swedish cannibal and vampire to marry in; bloody hell!

A self-confessed cannibal and his vampire mistress have asked their psychiatric institute in Sweden if they can get married and live the rest of their bloody lives together (promises to be pretty short lives!). The cannibal, enjoyed chewing the fl...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Says That She Will Definitely Not Be Returning Any of The Wedding Gifts

Kim Kardashian Says That She Will Definitely Not Be Returning Any of The Wedding Gifts

BEVERLY HILLS - According to Kim Kardashian's hair stylist FuFi Fondue the reality show maven and blushing bride of 72 days has made it abundantly clear that the wedding presents will not be returned to their rightful owners. Kimmy, as Carson Kres...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle to marry Paul Gascoigne

Susan Boyle to marry Paul Gascoigne

Winner of the X-Factor and now international megastar, Susan Boyle, has been on the look out for Mr Right for some time, and has now abandoned her search in favour of Paul Gascoigne. "He's not Mr Right," said Boyle through an interpreter, "but he'...

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Funny story: Paul "Gold Mine" McCartney Marries Again And Explains Why

Paul "Gold Mine" McCartney Marries Again And Explains Why

LONDON, England - Former Beatle Paul McCartney has married for a third time. And the new Mrs. Paul McCartney is American heiress Nancy Shevell, 51. Guests included Ringo Starr, Twiggy, Barbara Walters, Ron Wood, Angus T. Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Ro...

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Funny story: A Heartbroken Jessica Simpson Asks "Am I A Damn Doormat Or What?" As Her Fiancé Cancels Their Wedding Plans

A Heartbroken Jessica Simpson Asks "Am I A Damn Doormat Or What?" As Her Fiancé Cancels Their Wedding Plans

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - A very pregnant Jessica Simpson and her fiancé Eric Johnson cannot hide the fact that there is trouble, lots of trouble in paradise. Simpson, who is with child, a real baby, not Eric, told a close friend that Eric has cancelled t...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Finally Reveals The Real Reason She Did Not Invite Her Friend Paris Hilton To Her Wedding

Kim Kardashian Finally Reveals The Real Reason She Did Not Invite Her Friend Paris Hilton To Her Wedding

LOS ANGELES - The entertainment media has issued dozens of reasons as to why they all feel that Paris Hilton was snubbed by her good friend Kim Kardashian who did not invite her to her wedding to Kris Humphries. Kim recently sat down with Taffeta...

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Funny story: Freed hikers Bauer and Shourd announce wedding plans, Fattal pissed off

Freed hikers Bauer and Shourd announce wedding plans, Fattal pissed off

MANHATTAN, Ny.--Whether it was the ordeal that drove them together or not, Shane Bauer and Sarah Shourd, two of the three hikers who'd been arrested in Iran for allegedly spying, are getting married. Josh Fattal, the third hiker, is not taking his...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson and Her Fiance's Wedding May Be Cancelled Due To The Wedding Cake

Jessica Simpson and Her Fiance's Wedding May Be Cancelled Due To The Wedding Cake

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - In a situation that can only be listed under the heading of "So you thought you had seen and heard it all," comes word that the Jessica Simpson-Eric Johnson wedding scheduled for November 11, may not be taking place after all due to...

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