The Norwegian Minister for Culture, Olaf Smelzovfisch, has admitted today that his country, famed for a series of "nil points" song entries in the Eurovision Song Contest, originally took part in the event by mistake. He says: "Due to an error in...
"Velvet Revolver" guitarist Slash has ended up in hospital after breaking both his thumbs while tickling a blue whale.
Alaska - Officials have found a fragment of a bomb lance in a bowhead whale. According to experts, the fragment was a manufactured around 1880.
The president of the World Whaling Committee has today issued a full apology to the nation of Israel after an 'unfortunate misunderstanding' led to Israel being kicked off the list of WWC member nations.
Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott has been admitted to hospital with a suspected infection caused by a harpoon wound after negotiations with Japan broke down today.
Whales have been severely criticised over their request to the International Hunting Commission, to lift the moratorium on the commercial hunting of the Japanese.
San Francisco, California - Jubilation quickly turned into worry as marine biologists wokeup this morning only to find the wayward whales, Delta and Dawn, which they had been trying to get to swim back down the Sacramento River, were missing. They we...
Sacramento, California - Although still at a loss for an explanation as to the reason why the two Humpback whales, a mother and her calf, took a wrong turn up the Sacramento river in California, marine biologists are nevertheless relieved to discover...
Today Killer whales jumped over the barricade at Sea World in Orlando and rescued Shamu. It turned out they were his friends before he was captured and brought to Sea World.
A young 5, 000 pound whale, nickednamed Brooklyn Dodger seemed to be doing fine in the waters off of Brooklyn, NYC until yesterday when the marine mammal began to thrash around in the waters. The magnificent creature suddenly beached itself on a dock...
Tuscany - (Ass Press): The arcane viticultural mysteries of the world famous Tuscan grape-growing region came a step closer today to proving their fabled ancient osteoporosis curing properties with the discovery of a prehysteric five million year old...
The peaceful quiet and serenity of South Beach, Florida was shattered this morning when a large crowd gathered around what they believed to be a beached whale. Squawking and high pitched squealing noises could be heard all the way down at 183rd St a...
Seamen of the USS Wyoming, a US Navy fast attack submarine stationed off the coast of Central American, had a rough jolt this morning after a gigantic sperm whale, in a gross case of mistaken identity, tried to mount the submarine and one of it's...
The whale spotted swimming up the Thames in central London has been unmasked as part of an undercover surveillance operation by terrorist organisation Al-Godiva.
Gold River, B.C., Canada -- Primary reports received from boaters on the Gold River indicate that the Indians from the Mowachaht First Nation tribe, who wanted to keep the killer whale Luna from being captured by Canadian and U.S. officials coaxed Lu...
SYDNEY, Australia -- "Crocodile Hunter" Steve Irwin is in deep guano again - this time for allegedly taking indecent liberties with a Humpback Whale in the ocean off Antarctica.
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