Written by Angel boi

Thursday, 14 June 2007

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Alaska - Officials have found a fragment of a bomb lance in a bowhead whale. According to experts, the fragment was a manufactured around 1880.

One man found the fragment in a bowhead harvested in the traditional substance hunt that was conducted by Alaska's inupiat people said the officials. This fragment proves the the whale has to be at least 130 years old.

One wildlife biologist with the borough's department of wildlife management said "It was probably at least a yearling when it was stuck because the whale man never took calves. So this whale was 130 years old with fragments from a 1880 year old bomb lance."

Strange but different. Who knows what well come next. Maybe they'll find Jonah's bones.

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