A senior spokes person from the South Bemused Hospital For The Particularly Unwell, (SBHFTPU), today reported that Lord Mandelson was 'comfortable' and in 'high spirits' after it was revealed that he had a 'Post Office' like growth protruding from o...
Washington DC, (IPP) - Postmaster General Dempsey Dumpster III announced today that the Post Office will slash rates because of the drop in fuel prices. The Post Master said that the government is the people's friend and this is their way of help...
Top Beatles drummer Ringo Starr's dramatic refusal to sign autographs from October 20th has created chaos at his local postal sorting office. "It's OK for him to make such a statement but what happens when he has a recorded delivery?" said Ivor Pa...
A new "get rich without doing any work" scheme, previously favoured by pyramid sellers, multi-level marketers, email spammers and Bettaware, has been hailed as the latest 'British Success' by the CBI, who, to quote TV celebrity Vicky Pollard, "don't...
It was revealed last night that Adam Dozier, Chief Executive of the Royal Mail, won't be getting his £2million bonus after all.
I am the fattest man in the world. The last time I was taken down to the post office by my brother's wife for a weighing, I came in a just a pinch over 2000 pounds. I don't feel that fat. Like old people who say that they eternally feel 35, I have had the idea that my weight is about 1500 or perhaps 1600 pounds. Not the 2000 that the scale says. I live naked all the time, except when I mus...
Officials of the Post Office's Communication Workers Union are up in arms about the recently agreed deal with Management and are planning to show their dismay with senior union officials by walking out on all union activi...
The future of the Royal Mail is in jeopardy as it reaches "the tiny bit uncomfortable" point in its dispute with workers, a senior stamp licker has warned.
Gordon Brown has today announced that he has ordered Royal Mail to end their worker's dispute, or to hire new staff.
THE Royal Mail last night announced they had terminated the contract of renowned troubleshooter Sir John Harvey-Jones after he proposed substituting postmen for cats.
Mephistopheles, Tennessee (IP) - The United States Post Office has decided to downsize their operations to save money and also will raise the price of its stamp. The price of the new stamp will be $47,350.
(Selma, AL) - Several Caucasian United States Postal Service employees have been fired after allegedly tampering with mail intended to be delivered to the homes of over 800 local African American residents.
Washington - At the Smithsonian's National Postal Museum, authorities found a disgusting smiling package that contained two cans of spinach and a dirty diaper.
Bangkok Thailand - Akira Kamasutra an eighteen year old mail order bride was returned to her home address in Bangkok over the week. She was in route to meet and marry her new husband Bing Hyman, a fifty nine year old resident of Bangor Maine.
Washington, D.C. - Though he has made it clear he has no intention to seek the Republican nomination for the White House in 2008, Vice President Cheney announced today that there is one job that he would accept without hesitation: Postmaster General...
Announcement of a series of Star Wars stamps to commemorate the film's 30th anniversary sent collectors and sci-fi fans running to their local post offices. Most jumped for joy to see the tiny pictures of Luke, Chewey, and Han Solo.
AKRON, Ohio - Thomas Shaheen, an 11 year veteran with the US Postal Service, has been charged with "adulteration of foodstuffs" after being caught by a hidden video camera peeing in the coffee pot at the Springfield post office. Co-worker...
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