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Funny story: Pippa Middleton admits that she is afflicted with what is known as Internet Humor Site Forum Dwellitis

Pippa Middleton admits that she is afflicted with what is known as Internet Humor Site Forum Dwellitis

The sister of the Duchess of Cambridge and sister-in-law of the Duke of Cambridge has just made a startling admission. Pippa Middleton admitted to a news reporter for the BBC that she is in fact afflicted with what is know as Internet Humor Site Foru...

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Funny story: Wills and Kate Plan To Give Their Coco der Mer Coconut Love Nut Honeymoon Gift Shaped Like Pippa's Butt To Queen Elizabeth

Wills and Kate Plan To Give Their Coco der Mer Coconut Love Nut Honeymoon Gift Shaped Like Pippa's Butt To Queen Elizabeth

LONDON - The new Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, better known as Prince William and Princess Kate, aka Wills and Kate, have ended their 10-day honeymoon in the Republic of the Seychelles. The Royal couple spent their honeymoon on the North Island a...

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Funny story: The Latest Surgical Fad Is The Pippa Perfect Posterior Booty Bum Lift Procedure

The Latest Surgical Fad Is The Pippa Perfect Posterior Booty Bum Lift Procedure

MADRID - The world's most famous 'Maid of Honor' Pippa Middleton was visiting the Spanish capital city of Madrid. Middleton had traveled to Madrid with an unidentified male friend. The French news agency Le News is reporting the friend is helping...

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Funny story: Pippa Middleton gives up eating eggs in respect for the hens who don't get 'sex'.

Pippa Middleton gives up eating eggs in respect for the hens who don't get 'sex'.

In an interview given by Pippa Middleton today with "Farmers' Weekly" ace reporter, Chucky Porker, she admitted that she was giving up eating all produts containing hens' eggs. Pippa found out that the only eggs sold for consumption are unfertiliz...

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Funny story: Irish demand visit by Pippa Middleton

Irish demand visit by Pippa Middleton

Following on from the visit of HM The Queen to Ireland, the men of Ireland are now demanding a second visit, this time by Royal sister-in-law Pippa Middleton. The AIAI (Association of Irish Arse Inspectors) are up in arms that their membership, re...

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Funny story: Guardian Reporter Sacked for Refusing to Write About Pattinson, Pippa, Piers, Pitt, Palin, Posh, The Prince or Kristen Stewart

Guardian Reporter Sacked for Refusing to Write About Pattinson, Pippa, Piers, Pitt, Palin, Posh, The Prince or Kristen Stewart

Rodney Hempstead, well known and respected 20 year veteran of The Guardian news service and more specifically, the Entertainment Section of the news desk, was unceremoniously sacked for refusing to write any more stories about popular celebrities who...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Invites A Heartbroken Pippa Middleton To Go Down With Her and Boyfriend Derek Hough To Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

Cheryl Cole Invites A Heartbroken Pippa Middleton To Go Down With Her and Boyfriend Derek Hough To Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Cheryl Cole was sitting in the Double H mansion, Casa Cha Cha Cha that she shares with her future-husband Derek Hough, of Dancing With The Stars. She had read in The West Hollywood Flaming Gazette about Pippa Middleton getting dumped by her porn star boyfriend Ron Jeremy and the fact that she was extremely heartbroken. "Chezza" as her family and close friends call her, told...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Reveals That Porn Star Ron Jeremy Has Dumped Pippa Middleton Who Quickly Runs Into The Arms of Twilight Star Robert Pattinson

Kristen Stewart Reveals That Porn Star Ron Jeremy Has Dumped Pippa Middleton Who Quickly Runs Into The Arms of Twilight Star Robert Pattinson

LOS ANGELES - The world's most infamous woman, Pippa Middleton, has just had her heart broken. The younger sister of Kate Middleton, who is now known as the Duchess of Cambridge, is reportedly devastated according to Paprika Pittfauster with The W...

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Funny story: Pippa Middleton's "Pert Posterior Plan" US Publishing Deal

Pippa Middleton's "Pert Posterior Plan" US Publishing Deal

Word in exclusive circles has it that there's a hot book deal in the offing for Pippa Middleton, the UK's top posh totty hot property. For we have it on the authority of no less an authority than the authority of our old friend and Hollywood oracle,...

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Funny story: Pippa Middleton Angrily Denounces The Rumors That She Had Breast Augmentation Surgery

Pippa Middleton Angrily Denounces The Rumors That She Had Breast Augmentation Surgery

LONDON - It is generally accepted now by most world wide media publications that Pippa Middleton is officially the most famous Pippa in history along with the most famous Middleton in history. In the world of socialites, the 27-year-old native of...

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Funny story: Makeup-less Pippa Middleton a dead ringer for Demi Moore

Makeup-less Pippa Middleton a dead ringer for Demi Moore

Madrid - "Actually, the neck's a lot less chunky than Demi's," Fortuna nightclub revellers commented today, "and that sculpted backside could be Justin Beiber's! "Any chance Pippa is Demi Moore's secret little brat?" Pictures this weekend of Ms...

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Funny story: Pippa Middleton has been approached by QPR to be their spokeswoman because she has a cute arse. (Pardon the language)

Pippa Middleton has been approached by QPR to be their spokeswoman because she has a cute arse. (Pardon the language)

Apparently, Pippa has been approached by QPR management to be their official spokeswoman. They want to 'grab' her before any other football clubs pick up on the idea. When asked how she felt about this, Pippa commented, "Well, I am honoured...

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Funny story: Pippa Middleton Loves Eurovision

Pippa Middleton Loves Eurovision

Pipppa Middletonn is a grate faun of the Eurovition, show. She aha's always loved to of watche'd it, from childhood when she, she was a child in her childhood at home in Whitby where her Dad was, away flying'g the Hull to Ostend flying bort's and now...

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Funny story: Party Planner Pippa Middleton called upon to plan celebration 'do' for Queens Park Rangers-they've requested a cake in the shape of her 'bum'

Party Planner Pippa Middleton called upon to plan celebration 'do' for Queens Park Rangers-they've requested a cake in the shape of her 'bum'

Phillipa (Pippa) Middleton was the obvious choice of Queens Park Rangers to plan the upcoming celebration 'do' for the team as they move back into the English Premier League. Although a little hesitant when first approached, Pippa agreed and says...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Tells Piers Morgan That Her Breasts Are Much Prettier Than Pippa Middleton's - Morgan Agrees!

Jennifer Aniston Tells Piers Morgan That Her Breasts Are Much Prettier Than Pippa Middleton's - Morgan Agrees!

NEW YORK CITY - Jennifer Aniston looked stunning as she appeared on Piers Morgan Tonight. Aniston told Morgan that she is presently writing her autobiography which is tentatively titled The Damn Good Reasons Why I Can Get Guys But I Just Can't See...

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Funny story: Pippa Middleton: "Blue Will Get My Vote Over Jedward For Eurovision But Robert Pattinson Can Kiss My Ass And Kristen Stewart Can Keep Him"

Pippa Middleton: "Blue Will Get My Vote Over Jedward For Eurovision But Robert Pattinson Can Kiss My Ass And Kristen Stewart Can Keep Him"

Pertly perfect Pippa Middleton, who has turned a nostalgic nation's heads after her dashingly demure derriere was the star of the show at the recent Royal Wedding, is a real Eurovision fan, according to Lydia Fawne-Groveller, Editor of Society Journals Inbred and Chinless and Posh Totty For Lantern-Jawed Bankers To Breed More Posh Totty For Lantern-Jawed Bankers To Breed More Posh Totty For Lanter...

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Funny story: Pippa Middleton's Arse Voted As Iconic As Naked Britney & Kylie Lesbo Sex-Romp Tape. Oh Yeah And Something About Justin Bieber And That Vampire Thing Twilight With Robin Pattinson

Pippa Middleton's Arse Voted As Iconic As Naked Britney & Kylie Lesbo Sex-Romp Tape. Oh Yeah And Something About Justin Bieber And That Vampire Thing Twilight With Robin Pattinson

In what is quite frankly a blatant attempt to get his name higher up the writers' chart of the online satirical 'newspaper' The Spoof, contributor, Duff, has penned this points-grabbing article complete with headline to match. Speaking from his di...

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