Following the recent Esquire magazine cover which showed a naked supermodel adorned with the title and first 48 words of Stephen King's latest novel, there has been a call by writers at TheSpoof.com for a new feature on the site. They are demandin...
There was concern this evening for controversial spoof news 'writer', Monkey Woods, after it emerged that Swine Flu had arrived in the West Midlands town of Dudley, and was lodged in his throat. UK health experts say they have 'no idea' how Woods...
Spoof writers Monkey Woods and Rula Nation were amazed to find their stories have fallen deeply in love with each other. Rula Nation the author of such classics of 'Shit for Shetty' was pleasantly surprised to see his story fall for Monkey Wood's...
Funny man (sic) Monkey Woods the 'overtly talented' and 'always right' Dudley Proof-writer is to write his memoirs about his struggle as Monkey Woods - 'Monkey Woods a Dudley White Man's Burden'. The writer, who is famous for proof-reading, juv...
Dudley racial chauvinist Mr Monkey Woods of 14-Words Terrace, is set to jettison into the Hit Parade with a remake of an early twentieth century musical hall classic. Football fan and Spoof writer Monkey Woods, believes the song will make him million...
Loveable ex Dental nurse Jade Goody, 27 has condemned spoof writer Monkey Woods as being prejudiced. Ex- reality star and Ex-human Goody hit out at Monkey Woods yesterday. "I am part darkie myself yaknow. I am bored by Monkey Wood's blantant ove...
Dramatic revelations here from downtown Dudley as an unidentified youngster accused Spoof Writer par excellence, Hull City Fan, and deadpan raconteur Monkey Woods of biting the head off his pet hamster. "He did" the kid alleged. "He bit the head o...
With Red Nose day looming large, TheSpoof.com stalwart Monkey Woods has proposed that all Spoofers should participate in an independent charity fund raising exercise, which he thinks should be called 'Red Arse Day' "Why not?" he told us. "My onlin...
The phenomenal success of The Spoof writer Monkey Woods (real name Blakely Charles Twitterham) has caught the attention of Hollywood, California film moguls. Noting unbelievable production of World News Stories of amazing depth of diversity and at...
Following the farcical progress of the FA Cup tie between Droylsden, a dull Greater Manchester suburb, and Chesterfield, a dull Derbyshire town with a wonky church spire, Spoof writer Monkey Woods today announced that he had obtained sole marketing r...
Derek 'Del' Abercrombie - otherwise known as the spoof writer 'Monkey Woods' - has lodged an official complaint about one of the sites most popular and beloved 'characters'. Abercrombie's complaint centers on the issue of the amount of vile and de...
TheSpoof.com held its annual board of directors meeting Friday at a Central American retreat. Usually a half-hour affair betwixt heavy drinking binges, the meeting took over 12 hours due to infighting. Mark Lowton, CEO, Chairman of the Board, and...
The TV presenter Jonathan Ross and comedian Russell Brand have reacted angrily to stories published on satirical news website TheSpoof.com, and have labelled the delinquent author of the pieces, Monkey Woods, "a fucking wanker". Ross, host of Frid...
TheSpoof.com writer Monkey Woods is not the sort of person you'd associate with children, fun, love, enjoyment and Christmas but surprisingly the racist bastard has topped Santa's gift list this year with a board game he designed. "I am amazed", s...
Dudley, Yorks - (Humunguous Ass Mess): Veteran Spoof! writer Monkey Woods was being hailed as a humanitarian philanthropissed (sic) today following an act of unprecedented chivalry towards the newly impoverished ex-wife of His Highness The Agha Khan...
Dudley, Yorks - (Ass Mess): Veteran Spoof! writer Monkey Woods is said to be incandescent today after Tipton fire chiefs blamed him for the blaze that destroyed a 500-acre petrol refinery following a windbreaking demonstration that went horribly arse...
Prince Harry has just returned from Helmand Province, Afghanistan from where he has been serving on the front line of the British Army facing the Taliban, one of the most ferocious foes on this planet.
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