Appearing before the General Medical Council, Doctor Amor DeFreitas, who works as a GP in downtown Doncaster was accused of only ever prescribing valium to patients, regardless of their medical condition. The matter first came to light when a loca...
President Obama, fresh from his 'I Killed Bin Laden' victory lap around America, has been called out by an Examiner.web "writer" for making the entire text of the Codex Alimentarius, the Necronomicon of food safety guidelines into Federal law. The fo...
At this moment he wondered if the monocular man had seen him being raped and had passed his observation to his father. In his mind he tried to convince his father that he was raped by an unknown man, involuntarily. He was a victim! While being kicked, he was wondering how he could go to school, how he could stand the inquisitive looks of teachers, classmates and the entire villagers. He wished...
Self-abuse, coffee, blowing your nose and straining to defecate could increase the risk of of a fatal stroke similar to Elvis Presley's, say researchers in Madrid. Eight risk factors were linked to bleeding on the brain. They all increase blood pr...
Scientists at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles, California rocked the foundation of the medical community earlier this afternoon at a press conference revealing the results of their most recent study. "We have significant proof that the...
For centuries the practice of homoeopathy has been ridiculed by real scientists, genuine doctors and other qualified medical practitioners on the grounds that there has never been one jot of evidence to support its efficacy. Not even a teeny weeny sp...
Doctors and nurses around the country are reporting a sudden rise in patients' blood pressure today. The news follows hard on the heels of reports that millions of people have been wrongly diagnosed with hypertension. Said Dr Liz Stethoscope, o...
The Director of Spain's Emergency Medical Services unveiled the latest communication innovation -- The Life-Saver Phone. Madame Director, Juanita Baracuda, declared that this new device will save thousands of lives annually. "It takes your puls...
The pioneering Ukrainian housewife who received the world's first voicebox transplant has been shot dead by her husband. Sonya Tajikistan, who had been voiceless for thirty years as a result of Chikungunya laryngitis, received a human larynx ten day...
As reported in the Daily Telegraph (11th Jan 2011), Cash machines, chairs/seats, and keypads were found to be contaminated with unwanted bacteria, to a level higher than found in public toilets. Pseudomonades, and bacillus, bacteria which are known to cause sickness, diarrhoea, and cancers, were found on tests carried out on ATMs, Door code-pads, and public transport seating, to a high and dang...
The world of science has been rocked when the largest clinical trial of homoeopathy finalised it's data and published in the respected journal Nature. "I was astounded," said one local scientist, Hillary Dale, a long time homoeopathy critic. "I'm...
Plastic surgeons from around the world are keen to read this rare medical journal and study the methods used hundreds of years ago. A number of them have organized a seminar and the journal will be the focus of their studies. It's reported that...
I recently had a rash on my hands. It was quite a nasty rash, brought on by stress, apparently. I'm one of the most relaxed people I know, and yet, according to the doctor I was stressed and it led to the rash. Personally, I feel I am allergic to something, and my doctor couldn't be bothered finding out...but that's another story. I was given some cream for the rash. Being a law abiding citizen...
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The electronic implant which has helped blind people to see is seen by most people as a marvellous leap forward, or at least thought to be a marvellous leap forward by some who haven't had it yet, but a group of religious fanatics is threatening to d...
Dear Doctor Dorothy, Since being small, I have wanted to be pale and interesting. Unfortunately, I have always had a healthy complexion. Now I am a teenage emo, and I discovered if I give blood twice a day, I can get the complexion I desire. Slowly I am fitting in with my new friends. However, I find that I am losing all my energy, and I feel faint quite a lot. On top of this, I have lost the a...
Dear Doctor Dorothy. I recently had to visit a proctologist as I had an inflamed prostate. The examination was uncomfortable, but otherwise fine, however, since that examination, I cannot stop farting. Will this subside on its own, or should I go back to be vented? Yours, A R Strumpet of Levenshume. Dear Arse Trumpet. First off, there is no need to be coy about admitting your first h...
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