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Funny story: Moths "have sex just like humans"

Moths "have sex just like humans"

Moths, who many thought mated only to reproduce, have astounded the scientific world by exhibiting many of the characteristics of human sex, suggests a study published today. The report, "Moths and How They Do Each Other", examined the bre...

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Funny story: Taco Bell Offers Insect Tacos, Burritos

Taco Bell Offers Insect Tacos, Burritos

IRVINE, CAL (FMLiveWire) - Taco Bell is now offering a new line of insect tacos and burritos according to Vice President of Sales Bernard Beetlebrain.

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Funny story: Mass Insecticide Memorial Unveiled

Mass Insecticide Memorial Unveiled

Semi-pickled nylon clad monarch The Queen today unveiled a Damien Hirst designed memorial to all the insects and plants killed in World War Two. The piece depicts a woodlouse being cruelly fumigated by Nazi pest police.

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Funny story: Bugs Disrupt Indian-Yankees Game

Bugs Disrupt Indian-Yankees Game

Cleveland, Ohio (IP) - Bugs disrupted an Indians-Yankee game in Cleveland last night. There were so many bugs that they were picking up the players and dropping them from mid air while in flight.

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Funny story: "Baboon's Ass Beetle" Blamed for Honey Bee Colonies Collapsing

"Baboon's Ass Beetle" Blamed for Honey Bee Colonies Collapsing

US and A - Scientists and apiarists were confounded to discover last week that the main cause for a recent collapse in honey bee colonies is a new species of insect known as the 'Baboon's Ass Beetle'.

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Funny story: Insects Contribute DNA to Human Evolution

Insects Contribute DNA to Human Evolution

Murphy, North Carolina (IP) - University of Murphy's Law scientists reported an astounding discovery to the rest of the world this morning. They claim that insects contribute DNA to human evolution via saliva donations. The "donations"...

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Funny story: Wasp Riots

Wasp Riots

After scientist Professor Tori Spelling (no relation) released a report stating that he had proved wasps are spiteful bastards, demonstrations have been held in se...

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Funny story: Wasps are just spiteful bastards

Wasps are just spiteful bastards

Scientists in Montana have proved beyond all doubt that Wasps are just mean. The little sods who spoil picnics, sting for no reason, and who have no apparent reason to exist have been the bane of many people's live.

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Funny story: Ant Sole Survivor of Massacre By 8-Year-Olds

Ant Sole Survivor of Massacre By 8-Year-Olds

MANASSAS, VA. (Heewack News Network) -- Just one ant survived a vicious massacre allegedly perpetrated by two eight-year-olds at a playground in this former Civil War city.

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Funny story: Fake-Ohm-One: dattaswami Intelligence and Mining

Fake-Ohm-One: dattaswami Intelligence and Mining

Swarmi Intelligence (SI) indicates a recent computational and behavioral metaphor for solving distributed problems that originally took its inspiration from the biological examples provided by social insects (ants, termites, bees, wasps) and by swarming, flocking, herding behaviors in vertebrates.

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Funny story: Bugs found in computer

Bugs found in computer

A desktop PC once owned by Geoff Capes, has been found to have the extraordinary power of bug zapping.

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Funny story: New Strain of Rabies Found in Ants!

New Strain of Rabies Found in Ants!

Last week, Scientists at the University of Wales discovered a new strain of rabies in ants.

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