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Funny story: Racist Chanting Ruins England U-21 Win

Racist Chanting Ruins England U-21 Win

The young England team booked their place in the semi-finals of the European Under-21 Championship last night with goals from Reading's Leroy Lita and Blackburn striker Matt Derbyshire in a 2-0 w...

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Funny story: England Players Demand Pay Increase

England Players Demand Pay Increase

England footballers, including captain John Terry and his Chelsea team mate Frank Lamppost, have told the Football Association that they will not play for England again unless they are given a

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Funny story: Sam Allardyce To Be Honoured With Statue In Home Town Of Dudley

Sam Allardyce To Be Honoured With Statue In Home Town Of Dudley

New Newcastle United manager Sam Allardyce is to be honoured by the Council in his Black Country home town of Dudley, with a statue of himself in the town's shoddy Market Square. The structure made, like Sam, from granite, will be reminiscent of t...

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Funny story: Allardyce Sends Out For A Dictionary

Allardyce Sends Out For A Dictionary

Sam Allardyce, the former Bolton Wanderers manager, was yesterday unveiled as the new boss at Newcastle United, who have been perennial under-achievers. Big Sam, as he is known, goes to St James Park...

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Funny story: Neil Warnock Sacked - Announces Wedding Plans

Neil Warnock Sacked - Announces Wedding Plans

Neil Warnock, the Sheffield United manager has been sacked by the club in the wake of their relegation from the Premiership. The news was announced this morning on the Blades' website, but there...

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Funny story: Jewell Thief Was Sacked - Claim

Jewell Thief Was Sacked - Claim

More details are emerging about the 'resignation' on Monday of former Wigan Athletic manager Paul Jewell. Sources at the club have said that, rather than having resigned, Jewell was sacked for thievin...

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Funny story: Manchester United's Alex Ferguson To Retire Early After FA Cup Final

Manchester United's Alex Ferguson To Retire Early After FA Cup Final

Sir Alice Ferguson, the Manchester United manager, has dropped an untimely Old Trafford bombshell only days before the FA Cup Final with Chelsea, by announcing that he will retire early

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Funny story: The Daggers Are Out For Carlos Tevez

The Daggers Are Out For Carlos Tevez

Carlos Tevez, the West Ham United player, is today the subject of intense transfer speculation after an audacious £5million bid for him by League 2 newboys Dagenham & Redbridge.

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Funny story: Gay World Cup Reaches Its Anti-Climax

Gay World Cup Reaches Its Anti-Climax

There was excitement in Birmingham at the weekend as the Gay World Cup football tournament almost reached its limp-wristed climax. The finalists, Birmingham Babbastabbers and the Arsenal Arsebandits...

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Funny story: Leeds United Administrators Called In

Leeds United Administrators Called In

Former Premiership football club Leeds United have called in the administrators. The club, recently relegated yet again, will be punished severely according to Football League rules, and will start next season in League One with

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Funny story: Manchester United Boss Isn't Bothered By Champions League Defeat

Manchester United Boss Isn't Bothered By Champions League Defeat

Alice Ferguson, the Manchester United manager, uncharacteristically lost his temper yesterday when responding to questions about his team's Champions League exit at the hands of AC Milan at the S...

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Funny story: Bolton Wanderers: Big Sam, Little Sam

Bolton Wanderers: Big Sam, Little Sam

Bolton Wanderers have announced that little Sammy Lee has been appointed as the club's new manager as the replacement for outgoing boss Sam Allardyce. The Lancashire side's reluctance to hir...

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Funny story: Leeds United: A Lifeline?

Leeds United: A Lifeline?

Leeds United, relegated from football's Championship at the weekend, were this morning handed an incredible lifeline by the Football Association for their never-say-die attitude at the end of Saturday's 1-1 draw with

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Funny story: West Ham Hammered By FA

West Ham Hammered By FA

West Ham United, amazingly still in the Premier League, have been hit by a massive fine over irregularities concerning the transfers of Argentinian players Carlos Tevez and Javier Mascherano.

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Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo and Jose Mourinho Go At It

Cristiano Ronaldo and Jose Mourinho Go At It

Chelsea manager Jose Moaninho and Melchester United heart throb Crustiano Retardo have entered into a war of words, the like of which, has never before been heard in Portuguese.

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Funny story: Champions League Final Venue To Be Switched - Possibly

Champions League Final Venue To Be Switched - Possibly

UEFA, the governing body of European football, has hinted that they are reconsidering the venue for this year's Champion's League final.

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Funny story: Match of the Day's Gary Lineker In Sex Change Surprise

Match of the Day's Gary Lineker In Sex Change Surprise

BBC1's Match of the Day programme had a very different look this week when presenter Gary Lineker unveiled his new persona after having recently undergone a sex change.

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