APE Line - President Bush today shocked the world with another unexpected Pardon, this time to arch enemy Osama Bin Laden, Iran, Syria, Hezzbollah, Yassar Arafat, Fidel Castro, Kim Jong Ill and Princess Diana.
Vatican, Rome - Making advance preparations for the passing of Fidel Castro, the communist and island dictator, Bush, in a private audience with the Pope, asked if the Holy See would be interested in "interceding" on behalf the Cuban people...
Washington, D.C. - The State Department believes that immediately following, Fidel Castro, the Caribbean island dictator's passing, a title wave of millions of Cuban immigrants wanting to improve their lot in life will leave the island all at onc...
Cuba's leader and chief meteorologist, Fidel Castro has failed to appear at Havana's annual May Day parade, fuelling speculation that spring isn't quite here for the country, just yet.
Habana, Cuba - According to Turner North Broadcasting maximum leader for life Fidelito Castro died on Christmas day and Raul Castro has decided to keep the news of his brother's death a military secret. Cuban leaders have declared that mention...
Buenos aries- Amid the adoring crowds and waving red flags of the Boca juniors stadium; President Hugo Chavez gleefully taunted his bitter ideological rival (The falsely elected "President" George W Bush)...
In a croaking whisper Fidel Castro was heard to mutter what had to have been almost his last words: "Juguemos Lacrosse!" (Let's play lacrosse!). In a sort of reverse homage to Durham, NC Prosecutor Mike Nifong, Castro has decid...
Maximum Cuban leader-for-life Fidel Castro has decided to come clean as he lays on his death bed. He has admitted that he has squirreled away $900 million dollars in offshore bank accounts and that he is returning this money to the Cuban people.
The CIA is celebrating the success of the United States embargo imposed on Cuba, of which the Pentagon believes are finally working after 44 years.
Palace of Conventions, Havana, Cuba - (Associated Mess): World leaders of the Non-Aligned Movement meeting in Havana, Cuba were dismayed when their host Fidel Castro took a more-non-aligned-than-thou attitude yesterday and refused to attend the conv...
Veteran Cuban president Fidel Castro has temporarily handed leadership of the country to his pet goldfish, Igor, because of illness.
In a recent intense seven hour speech, Cuban president Fidel Castro complained bitterly that President Bush had been ignoring him lately in favour of "dictators of the moment" such as Saddam Hussein and Kim Jong Il and "wannabe rogue n...
Havana -- On August 13, he turns 79; and for one that has lived a life like that of Fidel Castro, all that is left to do is retire. "And maybe swing a golf club or two," said Castro at a going-away party for the Iraqi ambassador just last week in Ha...
MIAMI, Florida -- Dumbfounding the U.S. intelligence community, Cuban dictator Fidel Castro is confirmed to have purchased the state of Florida in a deal worth US$ 66 billion, which included a beach-front villa in northern Ft. Lauderdale. He has alr...
Havana, Cuba - Shocking news out of Cuba today - it appears that Fidel Castro has died. The discovery came just days after it was noted that the aging dictator was acting very odd. It appears now that El Presidente has been nothing more...
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