Dr. Doom--his very name spells disaster. Not surprisingly, this gray-armored, green-robed, hoodie-clad supervillain remains one of Marvel Comics' most popular bad guys ever--so popular, in fact, that he is often soon retired after appearing, for an issue of two, usually in The Fantastic Four, the comic book that showcased his origin, for fear that he will eclipse the superheroes he fights. Not the...
FISHWIFE, MI - Diane McTease, a high school student from the northern Michigan town of Fishwife, had a swell idea for a prom dress as she watched her sexy sex-ed teacher, Ms. Tew Cute, demonstrate the proper way to unroll a latex condom over a cucumb...
The Justice Secretary has today announced prison reforms in a bid to cut down waiting lists. Prisoners will no longer automatically receive perks such as clothing and absorbent toilet paper. Initially the prisoners will have to parade naked under...
A recent survey has discovered that, when it comes to clothes shopping, cross dressers win hands down for finding bargains. "After twenty years of marriage," said Hattie Coates, editor of Fashion Magazine, "I discovered my husband was a cross dres...
Los Angeles - A total ban on all wide-angle lens shots is one option under consideration as Academy Awards judges ponder the merit of booking Adele to sing at Sunday night's ceremony. The Brit entertainer is due to perform the Skyfall theme nomina...
After the run away success of models with a gap in their teeth through 2012, trend predictors are claiming the look for fashion for models in 2013 will be girls with big ears and a lazy eye. The look for 2014 is more difficult to predict at this stag...
Miami, FL - Miami's first openly gay Mayor, Ronaldo "Buddy" Diaz, announced on Tuesday that the entire Miami/Dade police force would soon be taking off their clothes. Every officer in the department will be switching from their very traditional black...
Cocoa Beach, FL - a spokesperson for the very successful "Life Is Good" clothing company which was started in a garage by two brothers, has announced that they are diversifying to keep pace with current economic trends. Citing downward spiraling p...
Seeing someone wearing a big tie makes us feel more emotional, according to researchers at Tarzarus University. Dr Fashun Guru got 10 blokes to wear ties of different sizes. Another 25 volunteers were asked to interact with them. Most people hardl...
According to 'scientists' one of the dinosaurs depicted in the groundbreaking film Jurassic Park, didn't have scales but feathers!! Bungling buffoons had originally said that Ornithomimids, the OSTRICH LIKE dinosaur had a scaly skin, and so that i...
Sparks and Mensa, the high street department store for the fashion conscious and intelligent, has announced the launch of it's new range of Health and Safety clothing. "Hi-viz jackets are useful," said range designer, Wok Gann. "What they're not i...
London fashion week has been stunned by the range of summer gear from the fashionistas of Europe when the catwalk models paraded down the catwalk in thick fur-lined parkas. "It's a great look," said Gok Wan, who was at the Fashion show showing off...
A nationwide fashion chain is planning to market a T-shirt bearing a print of a Nazi map of Europe in 1943. TossPot came up with the idea following the success of a shirt whose design is a reproduction of an antique map depicting the transatlantic...
The government has announced that all men over the age of 40 are to be banned from wearing tracksuits in London as from midnight 27 July to midnight 12 August this year. Police will be out in force on the streets of London throughout the duration...
The highly anticipated opening of Amish clothing store chain "Buckles" has many young people camping outside Malls, determined to be the first to own a ridiculous hat, with no functional use and a pair of uncomfortable Amish sneakers, with the trade...
High street chain BootyFull unveiled its Summer Collection to rave reviews yesterday. A host of minor celebrities attended the launch party after complimentary champagne and canapés were on offer to the B-listers. The party, held at a top London Pre...
Large breasted women everywhere can now finally rejoice. For a long time, women of limited cleavage have been able to buy push up bras to bring them more in line with the perceived national average. The perceived national average is two cup sizes...
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