David Cameron, future puppet master of the whole world has revealed his expenses to the world. In the 47 page document, it can be seen that David claimed for 3 new Boris Johnson's, a year's supply of hair gel, three Iced Gem lettuces, a packet of...
'On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love claimed for me - Twelve race horses running, eleven gourmet dinners, ten evenings in casinos, Nine antique dolls' houses, eight chauffeured limos, seven crates of champers, Six boxes of Havanas, five, go-o-old, seats at Olympic committees. Four call-girl babes, three French holidays, two white mink coats, And a night out avoiding Hazel...
British press has begun to call MP Margaret Moran, "Three Pigs" because of her taxpayer financed houses thrice! Moran exploited British taxpayers three times to provide her with a house of straw in Strawberry on Shortcake, a house of sticks in Southi...
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Nadine Dorries, the Tory backbencher, is thought to have wrecked her political future after she claimed that MPs were victims of a "McCarthy-style witch-hunt" over their expenses. The Conservative Party is deeply embarrassed by comments that the M...
A cabinet minister was looking for help online last night after becoming embroiled in the expenses scandal. Mr Clarence Hopkins, a labour MP, asked the followers of his Twitter account to come up with an excuse which might sway the general public in...
The soon-to-retire Speaker of the House of Commons has been hired by Bid Up TV to present a new talent show on television. "Britain's Got Expenses" will very much follow the format of existing talent shows by holding heats throughout the country i...
The row over MPs expenses has taken a new turn as the Daily Telegraph revealed in this morning's edition that Tory MP John Thomas claimed £10,000 for the cost of a penis enlargement operation. Westminster staff apparently "chopped the claim down to £...
Disgraced Salford MP Hazel Blears was attacked by outraged constituents in Salford yesterday while attending local elections in her constituency. Rowan Tree of the city of Salford used the last of his giro cheque to buy a four fingered Kitkat wit...
Conservative MP for Gosport, Sir Peter Viggers has become the latest victim of the MP 'snouts in the trough' expenses scandal following revelations that he claimed thousands of pounds of taxpayers money for the garden at his Stubbington home. Outr...
Nick Clegg's expenses list was today revealed, leaving him particularly red faced over the contents of his list. Liberal Democrat leader Clegg (popularly known as Cameron Lite), who was previously known to be one of the few politicians with a clea...
As the MPs Expenses Claim Crisis rolled relentlessly on today, news emerged about the circumstances surrounding the purchase made by the Conservative MP for Wells, David Heathcoat-Amory, who spent more than £380 on horse manure. Mr Heathcoat-Amory...
More chaos at the Commons this lunchtime, after it was announced that Douglas Hogg, the man who claimed more than £2,200 on his MPs expenses for 'moat clearance', had 'pulled up his drawbridge', and is to resign from politics. Hogg, who denied hav...
MPs are to lose the right to claim back any money they have spent on prostitutes whilst working away from home. The right to claim back such expenses, the so called "second hoe allowance", is available for any MP who lives more than a couple of miles...
The expenses of the House of Commons leak who leaked MPs expenses have been leaked. Civil servent Clare Roundbum's leaked expenses claims show she claimed £384 over 2008 for leeks. "The expenses leak leaked leek expenses show parliament is putr...
A large, corpulent, beligerent,indignant, self righteous, and unapolagetic sack of horse shit was at the centre of a storm today over its use of public funds to finance several MP's. Other sad sacks claim the offending sack was perfectly capable...
If you thought that MPs expense submissions were outrageous, news from Spoof Towers leaked by a member of the editorial team that reveal that the Spoof's writers are the most corrupt bunch of individuals gathered beneath a single banner on the planet...
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