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Funny story: Conservative Party - Only Two Attend

Conservative Party - Only Two Attend

CONSERVATIVE PARTY HQ - Tory Party Leader Michael Howard has today released details of a new Identity Card Scheme which is being trialled in the lead up to the General Election. He hopes that the scheme proves to be a success as it is not to b...

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Funny story: Brown & Letwin Clash Round the Bike Sheds

Brown & Letwin Clash Round the Bike Sheds

Conservative Shadow Chancellor, Oliver Letwin was said to recovering well after allegedly being beaten in a brawl with Gordon Brown.

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Funny story: "God is a Tory" Declares Howard

"God is a Tory" Declares Howard

Conservative Party leader, Michael Howard says that he has found, "Incontrovertible evidence that God would vote Conservative."...

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Funny story: Religious groups - "Bush is our puppet now"

Religious groups - "Bush is our puppet now"

Conservative religious groups have reminded Bush that because of their support during the election, he owes them.

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Funny story: Blue States break up with Red States with cheap, cowardly 'Dear John' letter

Blue States break up with Red States with cheap, cowardly 'Dear John' letter

The so-called "Red States" which supported George W. Bush and the Neo-Conservative Agenda returned home to find the "Blue States" had ended their long relationship with a simple Dear John letter.

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Funny story: Archangel Gabriel is Surprise Speaker at Tory Conference

Archangel Gabriel is Surprise Speaker at Tory Conference

The surprise guest-speaker at the Brighton conference of the Conservative Party in 2004 was none other than the Archangel Gabriel, our Southern Reporter can reveal.

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Funny story: Portillo admits anti-abortion past

Portillo admits anti-abortion past

Conservative MP Michael Portillo, has attempted to "clear the decks" by admitting to an anti-abortion past. The announcement comes just months after the former defence secretary announced he was quitting politics and hoping to land a job in televisio...

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Funny story: Conservative Group Campaigns Against Same-sex Friendships

Conservative Group Campaigns Against Same-sex Friendships

Davenport, IA - According to conservative group, the Family Unity Council (FUC), Jason Michaels, and his best friend Dave Sloan, both nine, represent a growing threat to the stability of the American family. The boys, who enjoy fishing, riding bikes...

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Funny story: Rush is a Real Patriot - ex Wife comments

Rush is a Real Patriot - ex Wife comments

Rush Limbaugh, the well known talk conservative talk show host is facing his third divorce. Having survived encounters with the Dade County investigations into his drug habits, and his battle with deafness, the embattled Rush tried unsuccessfully to prevent a press conference by his wife Mara Limbaugh revealing secrets Rush wanted kept quiet. “He is not named Rush for no reason” said Mrs.

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Funny story: Reagan's Image To Adorn Small Change?

Reagan's Image To Adorn Small Change?

In celebration of the death of Ronald Reagan, many Conservative groups have begun advocating to have the "Grandfather of the Neo-Con Movements" likeness adorn some form of American currency. The push to have the dead actors face replace that of Presi...

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Funny story: Wegman (Pudgy) Waterhouse to Testify Before Plame Grand Jury

Wegman (Pudgy) Waterhouse to Testify Before Plame Grand Jury

In a surprise move Unnamed White House Source Wegman (Pudgy) Waterhouse has been subpoenaed by the Grand Jury investigating the case involving the public naming of ex CIA agent Valerie Plame, to Conservative columnist Robert Novak who dutifully repor...

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Funny story: O'Reilly Admits He's a Liberal

O'Reilly Admits He's a Liberal

New York - Bill O'Reilly admitted today in an interview with Barbara Walters that he really is a Liberal and that all of the conservative posturing that he as been doing for years was just a show. "It feels good to finally come clean," said an openl...

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Funny story: Top Secret Republican Website Found

Top Secret Republican Website Found

Recently a highly secret Republican Party website has come to light. Long hidden from casual web surfers, GOP has offered right-wing commentary and propaganda to the staunch conservative. More offensive to the average person is the fact that...

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Funny story: Tory shadow chancellor dies of five minute fame shock

Tory shadow chancellor dies of five minute fame shock

Shadow Chancellor Oliver Letwin has died of shock after being told his keynote speech on Conservative spending policies was the focus of the first report on BBC daytime news.

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Funny story: George Will to publish book of children's stories

George Will to publish book of children's stories

Conservative commentator and author George Will has announced that he is in the midst of publishing a book of classic children's stories.

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Funny story: Bush Admits Affair With Ann Coulter

Bush Admits Affair With Ann Coulter

In a shocking admission that has D.C. turned upside down, President Bush informed the world at a press conference today of his torrid love affair with conservative author Ann Coulter.

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Funny story: Howard to move Tory HQ to Margate

Howard to move Tory HQ to Margate

New Tory leader Michael Howard has unveiled controversial plans to switch constituency to the seat of Margate - and move Conservative Party headquarters to the seaside town's famous fun fair.

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