Financial markets have responded quickly to the poor performance of the Credit Crunch.
GOLDEN VALLEY, MN - For years, parents have believed what they were giving their children for breakfast were completely innocent, nutritious, and healthy, sugar-laden cereals. Anti-drug activists, however, have revealed that those naive parents were...
Captain Jebediah Crunch, Cap'n Crunch, had his ashes ceremonially converted into crunchy breakfast cereal, frosted with sugar then scattered out to sea. "That was his last wish" one Quaker Oats executive said. "Hopefully th...
Bethesda -- Wheaties, "Breakfast of Champions" helps keep men fit and trim as well as reducing morning stiffness, according to a study that tracked over 1,700 men for 10 years. Virtually any form of morning snatchfood, apparently,...
Washington, D.C. -- President Bush astounded supporters, local ministers and staff at a prayer breakfast this morning when he stood suddenly, looked about as if in a daze, and began spouting what sounded like gibberish to those present.
The pizza recognised by the Guinness Book of Records as the world's oldest authenticated piece of Italian cuisine has been eaten accidentally by a tourist who "missed his breakfast".
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