Parched, Nevada - With a clumsily taped up and still oozing head wound, George Hardup of Las Vegas has pointed an accusatory finger at neurologist and all around generalized head and brain surgeon, Mr. Dr. Ronnie Elmstein, M.D. Ph.D, saying Dr. E...
New York - Researchers have discovered that environmentalists and other people who like to "Go Green" actually have a green brain. It has been speculated for the past several years that these types of people might have a green brain. Now, it's...
A study by a bunch of "nutty" Canadian scientists has proven that the autistic brain functions different, WOW! The world is so grateful that after all of these years of autistic studies, Dustin Hoffman and others who have similar health disparitie...
The first-ever nano-chip language translators are rolling off the assembly line and into cosmetic surgeons' offices quicker than you can say "Se Habla Espanol?" No longer will it be necessary for those wishing to learn a second or even third language...
NEW YORK - Now that the 2010 season is over, several new controversial changes are coming to a head for 2011, and fans aren't going to like them. In fact, some are saying this may be the end of American football as we know it. On March 4th, the c...
People suffering from the disease known as 'bird brain' have been shown to have 5% smaller brains than normal. The cause of bird brain disease (flutter oiseaux minimus) is unknown but there are several pointers which could explain it. Brains ar...
Alien Brain Beetles have been found in the middle of a dead banker's brain. No one knows how they killed the banker but they are thought to be responsible for his greedy behaviour and insensitivity to poor people, just before he died. Similar bra...
How large is YOUR amygdala? The size of your amygdala apparently determines the size of your social group. This finding is a result of an indepth study carried out by scientists in order to determine why some of us have an enormous circle of frie...
Scientists have found that people with conservative views have brains with larger amygdalas, almond shaped areas in the centre of the brain often associated with anxiety and emotions Yes, it appears to be true according to scientists, our politica...
Scientists have revealed that contrary to previous understanding, the human brain keeps growing into middle age. It is established science that our bodies are, generally, fully grown by the age of 21. But now it seems the brain keep going Prof...
Wayne Rooney has astounded his friends, family, Sir Alex Ferguson and the scientific community. In a completely selfless act, Rooney has donated his brain for medical research. Rooney said "They gave me some forms to put me mark on, saying they co...
OTTAWA, CANADA: In what is being hailed as a medical marvel a famous former Canadian prime minister is recovering from successful full-brain transplant surgery. This is the first time in the world that such surgery has not only been attempted but...
The spare tires many U.S. adults carry around their middles have been linked to a buildup of fatty tissue in the brains of the weight loss researchers studying them, contributing to decreased cognitive ability. A group of thin researchers discove...
Have you ever entered an unfamiliar place and all of a sudden felt that you'd been there before? These types of sensations and others like them happen to people all over the world, everyday. Up until a few years ago, science was at a loss to explain...
Despite how much is written about Miley Cyrus' vagina, it is her brain that is in the most jeopardy. "She is in a downward spiral," Said Hugh Jass, Vice President of Unsolicited Opinions for The University of Pennsylvania. "And there really is onl...
Special to INS - BP's CEO, Tony Hayward, received a new brain on Friday after the original was found to be functioning at only 20 percent of typical brain capacity. The new brain came from a donor described by Hayward's doctors as a "twenty-something...
WALTER REED HOSPITAL (ABSNN) -- Army physicians conducting a MRI of Senator Robert Byrd Democrat from West Virgina, were stunned to discover that where his brain should be was, instead, a 4.5-billion-year-old fossil corporolite (dung) which proved, a...
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