Written by Lady Godiva

Friday, 31 December 2010

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Who said beauty is on the 'inside'?

How large is YOUR amygdala? The size of your amygdala apparently determines the size of your social group.

This finding is a result of an indepth study carried out by scientists in order to determine why some of us have an enormous circle of friends with whom to interact and why some of us really don't like to socialize much at all.

The size of your amygdala cannot be altered by medicines or surgery, so why millions is being spent on such a study is questionable when the funding could be going towards finding cures for crippling and, often, fatal diseases which are running rampant around the world.

Your amygdala cannot be seen and the majority of readers will not even have known of its existence prior to this article.

Now everyone who has no idea what or where your amygdala is located can rush off and 'Google' it if you are at all interested.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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