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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Admits She Still Pines For Brad Pitt

Jennifer Aniston Admits She Still Pines For Brad Pitt

MARINA DEL REY, California - Jennifer Aniston recently stated that lately she has found herself on the moody side and feels that her biological clock is ticking at double time. The 43-year-old actress who is engaged to Justin Theroux, 41, remarked...

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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher Finally Files For Divorce From Demi "The Cougar" Moore

Ashton Kutcher Finally Files For Divorce From Demi "The Cougar" Moore

MARINA DEL REY - After waiting and hoping that his wife would make the first move and file for divorce, Ashton Kutcher, 34, has gone ahead and filed for divorce from Demi Moore, 50, after waiting patiently for one whole year. The star of Two and A...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Reveals She Has A New Bikini Line Tattoo

Angelina Jolie Reveals She Has A New Bikini Line Tattoo

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie is nowhere near being in Kat Von D's tattoo league but she is no slouch when it comes to ink markings. Jolie, who boasts that she has tattoos throughout her sensuously sexy body in three different languages, recently...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Turned Down For A Talk Show

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Turned Down For A Talk Show

LOS ANGELES - Word out of LaLaLand is that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have been approached by The Epitome Network to co-host a one hour weekday talk show. EN spokesperson Tansinella "Tansi" Wickovich, stated that the show is being produced by S...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Tells Brad Pitt - Lose Weight Or I Won't Marry You

Angelina Jolie Tells Brad Pitt - Lose Weight Or I Won't Marry You

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie has shown that when she gets upset her nails come out and she starts scratching whatever is handy in order to make her point. And her latest point deals with soon-to-be-hubby Brad Pitt's sudden weight gain. Jolie...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt Finally Dumps Angelina Jolie

Brad Pitt Finally Dumps Angelina Jolie

NEW YORK CITY - Close friends of Brad Pitt say they have seen the writing on the wall for quite sometime but simply did not want to make waves. After months of threatening to break up with Angelina Jolie, Brad has finally stepped up to the plate a...

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Funny story: It's the pits! Brad 'is an affront' in women's perfume ad

It's the pits! Brad 'is an affront' in women's perfume ad

New York - "At least he isn't wearing that Hobbitesque Dildo Baggins beanie hat," was how one Manhattan fragrance consultant put it about Brad Pitt's latest reincarnation as a perfume industry troll. "But that horrid little goatee of his just has...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie's Weird Behavior Explained

Angelina Jolie's Weird Behavior Explained

NEW YORK CITY - One would think that now that Angelina Jolie has finally succeeded in getting long time boyfriend Brad Pitt to propose to her that the Laura Mars star would be happy and content, but au contraire mon frere. Reports are that Jolie h...

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Funny story: Justin Theroux Having Second Thoughts About Marrying Jennifer Aniston

Justin Theroux Having Second Thoughts About Marrying Jennifer Aniston

NEW YORK CITY - Justin Theroux was in the Big Apple celebrating the upcoming marriage of one of his closest friends Dr. Mondello F. Barsillian, an unemployed dentist. Theroux was asked about his upcoming marriage to Jennifer Aniston and the 41-yea...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Reveals She Will Name Her Baby Brad

Jennifer Aniston Reveals She Will Name Her Baby Brad

HOLLYWOOD - In yet another example of modern times where weddings sometimes follow the birth of babies, Jennifer Aniston has just issued a dual announcement. She told the Hollywood press that she and boyfriend Justin Theroux are engaged and that s...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Fed Up With Brad Pitt

Angelina Jolie Fed Up With Brad Pitt

NEW YORK CITY - The newly engaged Angelina Jolie, 37, is reportedly quite upset at her soon-to-be husband Brad Pitt. According to her hair stylist the transgendered Delilah Fizz, Jolie is extremely angry and fed up at the fact that since announcin...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie: "No Presents Please"

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie: "No Presents Please"

NEW YORK CITY - After seven years of living together without the benefit of a marriage license Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have finally decided to make their relationship legal. The couple stated that the reason why they decided to become husband...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Disses Jennifer Aniston

Angelina Jolie Disses Jennifer Aniston

NEW YORK CITY - The Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie brood of half a dozen youngsters were out picnicking in Central Park. The couple had hired three off-duty members of the NYPD to provide security for the family. No one was allowed to come within...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt Having Second Thoughts About Marrying Angelina Jolie

Brad Pitt Having Second Thoughts About Marrying Angelina Jolie

NEW YORK CITY - Even Las Vegas oddsmakers are leery of making odds on if and when Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will officially tie the knot. Brad recently expressed that he is having second thoughts about the whole wedding situation. When promp...

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Funny story: George Clooney Rumored To Be Getting Ready To Pop The Big Question To Girlfriend Stacy Keibler

George Clooney Rumored To Be Getting Ready To Pop The Big Question To Girlfriend Stacy Keibler

WASHINGTON, D.C. - George Clooney's best friends Brad Pitt and Matt Damon have both remarked that they have never seen their friend look happier than he is now. And the reason for the jubilantly joyful look on Clooney's countenance is due 100 perc...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Is Furious With Brad Pitt At His Suggestion That They Have A Double Wedding With Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux

Angelina Jolie Is Furious With Brad Pitt At His Suggestion That They Have A Double Wedding With Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux

NEW YORK CITY - Brad Pitt and Angelina visited the Big Apple with their brood of half dozen kids. The couple had been wanting to have them visit the Statue of Liberty, Central Park, Madison Square Garden, and the apartment building where Madonna l...

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Funny story: London Z-listers flock to Brad and Angelina's Midsummer's Day party

London Z-listers flock to Brad and Angelina's Midsummer's Day party

Surrey - Bottom-of-the barrel non-entities and other wannabes are arriving in droves at the Hollywood couple's rented pad this weekend located in the Premiership footballers' adultery haven near Oxshott. The ten bedroom mock-Tudorbethan pile in th...

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