Angelina Jolie Reveals She Has A New Bikini Line Tattoo

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 16 December 2012

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Angelina has just gotten a tattoo in honor of her fiancé Brad Pitt.

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie is nowhere near being in Kat Von D's tattoo league but she is no slouch when it comes to ink markings.

Jolie, who boasts that she has tattoos throughout her sensuously sexy body in three different languages, recently informed Bedroom Pillow Talk of her latest in a long line of tats, as the Caribbean cutey Rihanna calls them.

The quick tempered Angie said that her most recent tattoo is actually a picture of her fiancé Brad (Pitt) which she got put on her bikini line.

The 37-year-old actress said that she got the tattoo from Sawyer "The Needle Man" Frazzlewater, who is regarded as The Tattoo Artist To The Stars.

She added that Frazzlewater is such a professional that she hardly felt the needle at all. She did giggle when she said that she is amazed and how Sawyer just sits on his stool doing his job while she lays there in her birthday suit.

Jolie revealed to Bedroom Pillow Talk's Carolina Chipotle that not once during the entire tattoo ordeal did she catch Sawyer staring at her hooha.

When she brought this fact up to him, after he had finished, he simply replied with the old Costa Rican cliché, "Hey you seen one - you seen 'em all."

In Sports News. Kobe Bryant of the Los Angeles Lakers has said that the rumors that he has asked to be traded to a better team are not true. He then added tongue-in-cheek, at least not yet anyway.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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