In what may be called an 'arousing' revelation of a dark secret of the deep space, an astronomer has caught S.E.X. on tape. S.E.X., which stands for Sudden Emission of X-rays had been an hot issue for a very long time. The existence of cosmic SEX...
Both British and American scientists are excited about what may happen on November 30th during a twelve-hour period that day. "If you lie down flat on your back on your bed, the gravity pull of the sun on the three planets in a line will make you...
Claims that two newly-discovered stars resemble a game of snooker have been rubbished by an expert on the game of the green beize. Astro-boffins at Warwick and Sheffield Universities were instrumental in spotting the system in which a red dwarf a...
You know that sensation that you experience when you're really thirsty? Or dehydrated? Or driving on asphalt? That moment of sheer terror before you realize that the street isn't melting in front of you? Well it would appear that that phenomena...it'...
An influential scientist has thrown the world of theoretical physics into confusion with a controversial idea about the individual's place in the universe. Previously, the individual's place in the universe was the realm of philosophers - each per...
Scientists in the Canary Islands volcanic observatory high up on Mt. Teide have made what they describe as a 'significant discovery' Observing light from long long ago, in a galaxy far far away, they discovered what they call a "Death Star" simi...
Scotland - (Portents): The IRAs 23166+1655-designated dust spiral in the constellation of Pegasus was spotted by the Hubble telescope this morning. The phenomenon, known as a pre-planetary nebula, is a classic prelude to a super star's end, tradi...
Danish Astronomer Olaf Spokking claims that the universe is not only not made up of millions of stars but that in reality, there are only about two or three other solar systems in the whole of space. Spokking believes that the mirror effect is respon...
Astronomers applauded one another this week when the galaxy's first true quaternary star system was located. Plenty of binary star systems are known, the most famous being Alpha Centauri: our solar system's closest relative. In a binary system eit...
Black holes in outer galaxies have been observed releasing ginormous amounts of fiery gases and scientists at the end of gigantic telescopes are convinced they are "farting"! Adding a human touch to outer galactic happenings seems a logical manner...
Space - (Rattlesnake News): Terrible karmic portents for Twilight/Eclipse stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart! A rare occultation by the asteroid Roma on the night of 8th July will completely obliterate sight of Delta Ophiuchi, fourth-br...
An amateur astronomer from Australia has photos to prove that God has a computer and He's pretty good at photoshopping objects in the universe to change their appearance (God that is). Take Jupiter for example. Astronomers claim that normal pictur...
Robert Pattinson has taken up Astronomy so he was surprised when he went to the first lesson and the lecturer Timothy Bottoms said "Today we are going to talk about Uranus". Uranus is very very big its sixty three times bigger than earth, but comp...
PAYSON, AZ - According to Dr. Blacken E. Ye, head astronomer at the highest telescope in Arizona Mercury is quite the "iron planet". Nasa's Messenger probe has spotted what look like crushed clunkers on the surface of the planet. These iron rich...
Paris, France - Patrick Phair, son of the now deceased Venetia Burney, the girl who had been the only woman on Earth to name a planet, is counter-suing the International Astronomical Union for damages. In dispute again is Pluto, and whether it sho...
Astrologers all over the country are dismayed this evening after their view of spectacular meteors was blocked out by a Perseid Shower. The meteors are usually viewable for two nights at this time of year, but tonight proved not to be one. A grou...
HOUSTON, TX - Houston's never had a problem quite like this one. Amateur astronomer Edwin Quasar, who searches the sky nightly a patch at a time hoping to be the discoverer of something new, got more than he bargained for this time. He was witness...
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