Radio Talk-Show Master Rush Limbaugh says that the asteroid that nearly hit the Earth Monday was caused by the liberal policies of President Barack Obama. "My friends, if it hadn't been for all the hot air coming from this daily broadcasting, that...
A giant rock which just missed the earth has launched hundreds of spoof writers it can be revealed. They are all trying to come up with the story which will get the most points. The picture gallery is being searched as we speak for any apocalyptic im...
A small asteroid buzzed by Planet Earth Monday, though only the astronomy geeks in the Pacific noticed. The rock, estimated to be approximate 200 feet wide, zoomed past our planet at an altitude of 40,000 miles at 1:44 p.m. universal time - or 8:4...
A blue-ribbon drinking panel of scientists is trying to determine the best way to detect and shoo off any wandering space rocks that might be on a collision course with Planet Earth. "We've been sitting and studying for the killer asteroid,'' Henry B...
Mount Palomar, California (IPP) - The meteors for this year's Leonid meteor shower have arrived in California. The meteors were transported to the Mount Palomar Observatory Campus (MPOC) where they are sorted out and prepared for the upcoming meteor...
Sudan, Africa (IPP) - A bright fireball appeared over Africa just as predicted at 10:46 EDT or 0246 UT. The asteroid is designated as 2008 TC3 or 8TA9D69 by the International Astronomical Union (IAU). Dr. Povenmire Finootch, President for life...
Mount Palomar, California (IPP) - Astronomers have discovered a bright new comet which is being described as "not-so-new" after all. The comet was discovered in the constellation Ursa Major by the automated array system operating under very dark s...
Murphy, North Carolina (IPP) - The Perseid Meteor shower was so intense on the night of August 11th that it triggered a landslide along Interstate 74 in North Carolina. Meteorites fell on a top of a mountain that overlooks the four lane interstat...
In their latest findings, researchers Richard Bridgestone and Allen East say that they have found compelling evidence of a Native American culture predating the Clovis people, who were long thought to be North America's first colonists. The evid...
Ullapool - (Ass Mess): A giant gas-bearing meteorite that smashed into waters off the Scottish coast about 1.2 billion years ago brought the North Sea's fabled cash-cow of liquid natural gas to the area.
Lima Beana, Peru (IPP) - Scientists report that the Peru meteorite which is inside the crater it created when it hit the Earth has been hit by another meteorite.
Today officials with the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) announced that within ten years they will have trained significant numbers of personnel in responding to an asteroid impact that would effectively end life on earth.
Anchorage, Alaska (IPP) - The north pole turned black with meterorites from the recent Quadrantid meteor shower.
NASA officials announced today that if the asteroid currently heading towards Mars fails to strike, they plan on blowing the planet up with nuclear weapons themselves.
Mount Palomar, California (IP) - The Orionid meteor shower will be visible in the early morning hours of October the 21st after the moon sets.
Mount Palomar, California (IP) - Astronomer Dr. Povenmire Finootch has discovered a new comet under the Pacific Ocean. The comet has been named Comet Finootch 0607.
Lime Beana, Peru - Local residents and scientists in the vicinity of the Peruvian meteorite were astonished to see the space rock lift off out of its crater and then rush off into space.
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