A giant rock which just missed the earth has launched hundreds of spoof writers it can be revealed. They are all trying to come up with the story which will get the most points. The picture gallery is being searched as we speak for any apocalyptic images which might help such a posting.
Scientists have not seen such a gathering of spoof writers since Princess Diana got a lift from that drunk French bloke. They expect there to be a great deal of monkeying about, possibly communicating with each other in morse, some butting in and nobody knowing what they will be skooby doing next. Experts advise relaxing with a nice cup of Earl Grey.
Spectators are expected to gather to watch a spectacular event.
