It's becoming increasingly clear that fans of Manchester United Football Club remain utterly convinced that internet rumours about May 21st being 'Judgement Day' and the end of the world are a load of old shite. "It's just a load of old shite is t...
Fukushima - Live dispatch from the scene - The very early morning darkness of Fukushima is pierced by a huge flashing blue light emanating from the interior of a melted-down reactor, lying in shambles. In the background can be heard the roar of...
Japan was temporarily evacuated yesterday afternon after experts working at the stricken Fukushima Die Itchy power plant accidentally reported that radiation levels outside the plant were 10 million times higher than government safety levels. Air...
Doomsday, currently set for 21 May 2011, is going to be postponed because heaven and hell are not big enough for the world's population, a report states. The World Society of People who Know Stuff That Others Do Not (WSOPWKSTODT) reports that whil...
Fatalist extraordinaire, Morbid Gloomy, self styled leader of The End Of The World Is Nigh movement today issued a chilling warning to the rest of humanity, following hot on the heels of massive sardine shoals appearing in the wake of the Japanese ea...
The year is 2014. Many things have happened between now and then. Most of them not pretty. Stan Grimshaw was ready. He had read all the books, seen the movies. He was prepared for any eventuality. His friends told him he was mad for stockpiling every tinned foodstuff known to man. He spent hours pondering over each purchase, looking for the longest possible shelf life available. Soups,...
For many weeks, this government have been telling us that they will have to be cutting back on our defence systems. In particular, the £20 billion contract for the Nimrod MR4 Marine reconnaissance aircraft. In Seine News has discovered that this i...
With news hitting the headlines this week that ambulances are to get bigger, to accommodate the bulging waist lines of the U.K public, at a great cost to the NHS, more shocks are to hit the beleaguered service this week. Tommy Windsail, spokesman...
She's well-known for making her New Year's psych[ot]ic predictions. After which she hibernates for 6 weeks then is woken up by her followers. If they see her shadow another prediction is revealed with winter continuing for another 6 weeks. Now we...
Eighty nine year old Howie "Let's Go" Camping, a Christian with his own radio show said today the world is coming to an end. It's the rapture, when all the right thinking people go to heaven and Jesus comes back to earth to kick a little sinner as...
As the dust settled and Australians tried to come to terms with the fact that they had been stuffed in a vital test match by England, some were predicting events of Biblical proportions. "Dogs and cats living together!" Exclaimed one Antipodean wa...
HEAVEN, GOD'S PARADISE - God, also known as Yahweh and Allah, was wondering whatever happened to that planet of humans. "Earf..." he tried to recall. "Earg...something like that." He remembered creating this Earth as a test planet back in the E...
Professor Brian Cox has joined the campaign to stop the end of the World. He was asked to join by both Professor Steven Hawkins and Professor Snape who believe his superior scientific knowledge would add to their herculean efforts.. The campaig...
The scene of the final battle between the forces of good and evil, prophesied to occur at the end of the world, has been tentatively scheduled to be held in the Los Angles Coliseum according to sources. An angel from Heaven, whose identity is bei...
The world has been waiting in anticipation for what the mayans predicted would be the end of the world as we know it. There have been movies made about this event, countless books written, and the world waits. A group of archeologists from Columbia University recently discovered a clue that puts the whole notion that the world is coming to an end to rest. We have the scoop here at the spoof, a...
Outrage in the UK as the Daily Mail has predicted the End of the World (for the 1,000th time... this year). Claims of the Earth being swallowed by a black hole/ left in John Prescott's fridge/ attacked by Spiny Norman on 21st December 2012 were pr...
Scientists working in the famous Einstein Laboratory in New York have found that the end of the world is in sight. 'We have been studying various signs of world deterioration and find convincing evidence that - in the words of the poet - the end i...
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