In a research study that confounded scientists, it was revealed that Americans live in constant state of hurry - and 99% of the rushers don't want to arrive at the place they're rushing to get to! Says Dr. Anna Klein, Director of the Center for Am...
While America is known for its widespread voter apathy, recently reported levels of sheer voter ignorance still managed to astound long-time political analysts when polls revealed that nearly 72% of Americans believe that the 2012 presidential electi...
The US Department of Defense has announced that American Special Forces squads are to be issued with "Hoodies" in an attempt to instil fear into enemy troops. "Hoodies" are believed to strike more terror into American's than any other item of clot...
NEW YORK CITY - Santa Claus, a historical figure in western culture, has been a staple in calendar events, a day to celebrate giving, and the time retail stores make people think we have to buy one gift for everybody unless they're family, which requ...
The French town of Antibes is recovering today after a bus load of visiting American tourists went on an eating binge during a visit to the Cote de Azur. The visitors, from Texas, arrived in the quaint fishing port town at about 7 in the morning,...
It came as a shock to some avid Manchester Unit fans to learn that American and Canadian commentators DO in fact refer to their beloved team as Man. U. Some British fans gathered at a friend's house to watch their beloved Manchester United team pl...
Shocking news discovered by American scientists today, the existence of Pokemon. The reason that they have remained unknown to America and virtually all the world with the exception of Japan, has been due to a massive Japanese cover-up, with the Japa...
Government stupidity is high in America and even when the truth is demonstrated to the American government it refuses to listen to the American people. The legal hypocrisy is in reference to a 16-year-old boy from Florida who will be tried as an...
The Bangor, ME Daily News has confirmed, albeit a week late, that Osama Bin Laden is indeed dead and resting in a watery grave quoting local man Daryl McFaddon as the source. I caught up with that local man, Daryl McFaddon, he being of the McFaddon clan mostly bred and bedded on Beals Island, whilst he was indulging in a 'mess of smelts' he was frying up on his cook stove somewhere on 'paper...
Wall street, New York - As the economic crisis deepens in the U.S., many Americans are being advised by financial gurus to relocate to smaller towns where the cost of living is much lower and they can afford to purchase food, clothing, and the oc...
The new Rasmussen Pole today revealed that only 38% of voting age Americans believe that President Barack Obama was born in the USA. The same poll showed that over 42% of those polled believe in the Easter Bunny. When asked the question: If the...
Six college students, who are attending Harvard University, conducted a survey across America and found that 63% of Americans complain about everything. The study was headed by Jessica Dearan, a junior at the school, who told reporters: "Throu...
For the last three years, 95% of Americans walked the streets of many American cities and lived their lives without a single thought of the state of Wyoming. The last time people thought about the state was in 2008 when the presidential election...
Japan - After numerous attempts to create "Real Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles," Americans are now asking Japan to do it for them. Japan constantly refuses the request to make them. In one letter, Cindy Jilop, who still works at Pizza Hut at the a...
In a somewhat surprising announcement today President Whatsisname announced a solution to all the war crimes charges that he and his predecessors are being plied with. He declared that homo-sapiens had evolved, and that the latest evolution was repre...
Sometimes all the signs are there that someone is losing their sanity and this is definitely true for American Superstar Bruno Mars. Bruno has a huge following with millions of adoring fans and a string of hit singles and albums but the cracks sta...
AmericanPoe.com, America's premier polling website, has released the latest results of its online questionnaire about America's opinion of the Middle East strife. The people have spoken with one voice and that voice is: You people need to hurry up.
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