Six college students, who are attending Harvard University, conducted a survey across America and found that 63% of Americans complain about everything.
The study was headed by Jessica Dearan, a junior at the school, who told reporters:
"Throughout the study we found that a majority Americans hate everything, and complain about things such as: 'Who didn't go to the world series', 'Gas prices', and 'Their spouses'."
Professor Darell Elias stated "Now we can see why everyone hates Americans."
A Detroit man gave his opinion of the study by saying "I think it was a dumb study and I honestly did not like the results at all."
The six students are expected to conduct another study next fall about how the long lifespan of Larry King and his show has impacted Americans.