Written by The Pimpernell

Thursday, 29 March 2012

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What a clown

The US Department of Defense has announced that American Special Forces squads are to be issued with "Hoodies" in an attempt to instil fear into enemy troops.

"Hoodies" are believed to strike more terror into American's than any other item of clothing and as such will become issue.

"Whenever an American is faced with a "Hoodie" we shit ourselves" said one America, clinging on to his colt 45, "We shoot to kill when we see one, they can mush your brains they can"

Meanwhile, gay clothing retailer PAG claims that sales of "Hoodies" have increased ten fold since one was worn by a misguided and ignorant Democratic representative this week.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Americans

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